As we all know, modern American left-wing philosophy is built primarily on two issues: wealth distribution (i.e, theft) and a woman’s choice to do what she wants with her own body—but only when her choice is to abort a body occupying her womb (i.e., murder). Oh, and war (i.e., also murder)—so long as it’s a left-wing Warmonger-in-Chief who is ordering the murdering.

Our current “liberal” President’s administration has decided that it will continue its control over individuals’ own body choices by stopping any state that decides to re-legalize the ownership and use of marijuana.

(I’m sure “liberal” former Warmonger-in-Chief Bill Clinton will be very happy to hear this news.)