On the Burdens of Sainthood

Hillary Clinton was interviewed on CNN a few days ago. The concern over “voter dissatisfaction” was brought up, to which Hillary responded “we just get sick of it.”

Awwww, that our “philosopher queen-in-waiting” should have to endure so much disrespect from the rabble it is her self-anointed purpose to bring under collective control is simply too cruel. Perhaps the peasants, prols, and other riffraff need reconditioning by the “village” power-elite. And for god’s sake: shut down that wicked Internet, where people are able to express to one another their “dissatisfaction” that continues to sicken our neo-Madame Defarge.

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