Navy SEALS Ain’t What They Used To Be

I find myself in the thoroughly awkward, disgusting, and untenable position of defending the TSA. And I have a pathologically confused man who calls himself “Kristin Beck” to thank for it.

Beck used to be—get ready for it—a Navy SEAL back when he answered to his given name of Christopher. Then he decided to don a dress and some make-up, adopt a nom de lunacy, and pretend to be a woman. A quack apparently prescribed him hormones; Chris now bizarrely sports a bosom.

The finished product fools no one, not even the dimwits at the TSA. Ol’ Christopher in a plunging neckline and longer locks appears to be exactly what he is: a man in desperate need of a haircut who shamelessly shows off his monstrous décolletage. Chris and his fellow freaks may want to heed that adage about putting lipstick on a pig.

At any rate, “the retired transgender Navy SEAL” was flying from Reagan National Gulag—sorry, Airport in DC to Kansas City “to give a speech to federal employees about gender sensitivity. It’s what she [sic] does”—oh, goodie. Aren’t you thrilled to know your taxes are paying this pervert to propagandize bureaucrats? On the other hand, does anyone more richly deserve having to listen to a narcissist natter on? And at least they’re not out there robbing us of more freedom while Candy-butt Chris bores them to tears—“ever since she [sic] … wrote a book about her [sic] life as a member of SEAL Team 6. She [sic] was featured in the CNN series, ‘Lady Valor.’” I’m always glad I don’t own a TV, but at times like these, I positively leap for joy.

Naturally, when Mr. Beck minced into the TSA’s porno-scanner, it saw a guy with all the wrong equipment and “flagged” him “for secondary screening.” He then

waited for one of two Transportation Security Administration agents — a man and a woman — to step forward and pat her [sic. I’ve tired of correcting the clowns that pass for journalists nowadays; please imagine a sic after each erroneous pronoun hereafter] down. Instead, they turned their backs to her and started whispering. But to Beck, it was clear what was happening. Despite her makeup, long hair and low-cut blouse, the agents thought she was a man.

No, really? Yo, Beck: that’s because you are a man.

I’m a female,” she said she told them. “It’s no big deal.”

Apparently, it was enough to prompt the the [sic] agents to call their supervisor, she said. When he arrived, the supervisor directed the male agent to pat “him” down in front of the security line, as everyone waited.

“These are my real boobs—

Way to go, there, Beck. Always good when a fake gal takes the high road.

–he’s not going to pat me down,” she recalls telling agents. “This is wrong. I’m a female, it says female on my Maryland driver’s license.

Stunning, isn’t it? We are so far sunk in statism that the morons among us actually determine sex based on Our Rulers’ corrupt judgement rather than their own bodies.

This is the real me.”

Ahem. One thing you’re not, Chris, is real.

According to Beck, the supervisor responded, “Then somebody pat him down.”

We can excoriate the TSA for any number of atrocities, but accurate pronouns ain’t one of ’em. Nonetheless, this little scene reduced the former Navy SEAL to tears. Imagine what combat must have done to him.

Of course, having finally got something right, even if only its choice of pronoun, the TSA apologized, both informally–

Beck shared the incident the next day in her speech. Afterward, she said TSA employees came up to her and apologized. Not all employees are like that, they told her.

and officially–

 A TSA spokesman said the agency has reached out to Beck to make things right. …

“We regret that Ms. Beck had a negative screening experience and apologize for any embarrassment or discomfort this experience might have caused. We have contacted Ms. Beck to discuss her concerns and will continue to work with her and other members of the transgender community to improve training and protocols,” said spokesman Bruce Anderson. “We are committed to ensuring that all travelers are treated with respect and courtesy. We continue to supplement standard operating procedures with training aimed at providing our officers with the tools they need to ensure they are sensitive to the needs of travelers and engage positively and appropriately with transgender passengers.”

Contrast this fulsome mea culpa with the lack of any remorse whatever when the TSA beat bloody an 18-year-old girl recovering from surgery for a brain-tumor. Not a one of its sociopaths apologized, informally or officially. In its sole and very terse comment on its brutality, the agency implied that its victim was at fault: “Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

Moral of the story: if you wish to survive Amerika’s police-state, you’ll opt for medical treatments that tinker with your God-given sexuality rather than those that save your life.

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7:39 pm on September 23, 2016