My New Anti-Mask Strategy

July 22, 2020

Observing rioters, looters, arsonists, and violent criminals running rampant in American cities right in front of the police and not wearing masks, I’ve decided to try a new strategy to avoid mask wearing at the grocery store.  All the stores in my town have some version of a “NO MASK, NO ENTRANCE” sign on the front door.  So, the next trip to the grocery store I am going maskless but carrying a Black Lives Matter sign.  If an employee or the store manager objects I will say:  “So you don’t think black lives matter?  Are you trying to muzzle me?  Is this a white supremacist store?”  It seemed to work with a woman on television who was washing away grafitti in her town and was confronted by a very angry-sounding Black Lives Matter riotess.

 

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Dr. Thomas DiLorenzo [send him mail] is a former professor of economics at Loyola University Maryland and a longtime member of the senior faculty of the Mises Institute. He is the author or co-author of eighteen books including The Real LincolnHow Capitalism Saved AmericaLincoln UnmaskedHamilton's CurseOrganized Crime: The Unvarnished Truth About GovernmentThe Problem with Socialism; and The Politically-Incorrect Guide to Economics