My New Anti-Mask Strategy

Observing rioters, looters, arsonists, and violent criminals running rampant in American cities right in front of the police and not wearing masks, I’ve decided to try a new strategy to avoid mask wearing at the grocery store.  All the stores in my town have some version of a “NO MASK, NO ENTRANCE” sign on the front door.  So, the next trip to the grocery store I am going maskless but carrying a Black Lives Matter sign.  If an employee or the store manager objects I will say:  “So you don’t think black lives matter?  Are you trying to muzzle me?  Is this a white supremacist store?”  It seemed to work with a woman on television who was washing away grafitti in her town and was confronted by a very angry-sounding Black Lives Matter riotess.

 

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8:30 am on July 22, 2020