The new Miss USA crowned last night is a skinny, hundred pound model-type who is in the U.S. Army.  She proclaimed during the questioning segment that “we are just as tough as they are!”, meaning skinny little girls like her are just as “tough” as any man in the U.S. military, presumably including any Navy SEAL. The audience of equally delusional PC dunderheads cheered wildly.  She repeated oh, maybe, twenty times, that she was in the army, which apparently won it for her.

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