The Mighty U.S. Military . . .

. . . apparently can’t tell the difference between someone stepping on bubble wrap and gun fire.  Someone on an Air Force base opened up an Amazon delivery, popped some of the bubble wrap (what kid doesn’t like that game?) and the entire base was put on lockdown all day long.  Sounds like something your typically bumbling and incompetent government bureaucrats would do.  An Air Force PR flak explained that it was really, really big bubble wrap.  One hates to think about all the mayhem caused if an Air Force bureaucrat were to pass gas on the tarmac.  Will fighter jets be scrambled?  Will they be armed with nuclear weapons?

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7:35 am on December 7, 2015