Bill Martin is an avid hunter, so this story caught his eye. I love ice cream—oh, yum!—which is why it caught mine when Bill forwarded the link:
“Blue Bell has just released a new camouflage-themed ice cream flavor. With green, brown and ivory swirls, it’s a combination of pistachio almond, milk chocolate and cream cheese flavored ice creams.”
Are you drooling yet?
But one customer’s reaction is the reason I’m bothering you with this trivia. She enthusiastically offers a simple, elegant, and full-throated if inadvertent defense of the market:
Oh, my. TAKE MY MONEY! “Camo ‘n Cream is a colorful combination of three great tasting ice cream flavors-… https://t.co/iyxahy9Nh9
— Sondra Rankin (@sondrarankin) September 1, 2016
Doesn’t that aptly summarize it? “I want what you have more than I want my money, so take the latter, please, and give me your delectable product!”
Why is it commies, Progressives, “social justice warriors,” socialists, busybodies and other cranks can’t understand this? Go buy some Camo ‘n Cream, Statists. Maybe the taste will convince you when sweet reason can’t.
7:35 am on September 10, 2016 Email Becky Akers
