Hitlary’s Hallowe’en Mask
By Becky Akers
October 26, 2016
“Thanks to one historically accurate, if unscientific, presidential polling metric, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton may be in for a frightening Halloween. According to reports from national retailers, sales of Donald Trump Halloween masks lead sales of Clinton masks 55 percent to 45 percent.”
Before dismissing this just-for-fun poll, you should know that the “best-selling presidential candidate mask has correctly forecast the outcome of every election since 1996.”
Becky Akers [send her mail] has published two novels of the American Revolution, Halestorm and Abducting Arnold. They celebrate liberty and sedition, among other joys, so buy them now, before they’re banned.

