Hitlary’s Hallowe’en Mask

October 26, 2016

Thanks to one historically accurate, if unscientific, presidential polling metric, Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton may be in for a frightening Halloween. According to reports from national retailers, sales of Donald Trump Halloween masks lead sales of Clinton masks 55 percent to 45 percent.”

Before dismissing this just-for-fun poll, you should know that the “best-selling presidential candidate mask has correctly forecast the outcome of every election since 1996.”

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