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Going to College? Be an Age-Tranny!

Hey, boys and girls! Are you tired of being harassed by ABC agents for buying bottled water (here in Virginia one rogue agent cost us taxpayers a quarter of a million – he’s still on the job, natch).

Tired of being bounced by a hypocarbonated dullard guarding the door at your favorite bar because he thinks your ID  is fake?

Well never, fear, help is at hand!

On your birth certificate appear three data: your race, your sex, and your date of birth.

The Lords of Progress have declared that you are free – very free! – to change your race and your sex.

So change your age! Look at that year you were born and subtract 5!

Bingo, Gringo – you’re legal! Hey, you turned 21 years ago!

Enjoy – and have a round on me!

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8:34 am on June 19, 2015