Expect a Rash of ‘Water-Damaged’ Scanners at Airports
By Becky Akers
February 23, 2012
Who knew the TSA’s porno-scanners were such delicate wusses that a little water would sideline them? But that’s exactly what happened in Texas, according to the “Aviation Director for the Lubbock Preston Smith International Airport.” He says that “a nearby air conditioning unit leaked on them” less than a month after the TSA “unveiled” its “new, less-invasive scanners … , promising to keep up security while protecting passenger privacy.” The mishap sent the TSA “back to the old [sic for ‘obscene’] method of screening passengers.”
Hmmm. Did an air-conditioner leak on the gizmos? Or did the TSA’s perverts, bored with looking at “gingerbread” women all day instead of the previous pornography?
Becky Akers [send her mail] has published two novels of the American Revolution, Halestorm and Abducting Arnold. They celebrate liberty and sedition, among other joys, so buy them now, before they’re banned.
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