Five years ago, a school district in Harrold, TX came to the “startling” realization that the first person at a crime scene is you, the victim. The school district has allowed qualified teachers to carry concealed weapons in school just in case a policeman wasn’t around (Ya think?) when the remote possibility arises of some CIA mind-controlled slave wacko barging into the school to start shooting up the teachers and children.

http://youtu.be/Xcwbvt67dbg