Defiance!

July 18, 2020

Mr. Anonymous lives in a city that requires masks. A few days ago, he 

ran into the socialist library.  My wife gave me the specific Dewey Socialist Decimal Numbers.  I was listening to [a] … podcast so I didn’t have to listen to the nanny/Karen/Yankee working hard to make me wear a mask.  I did it as a test:  a librarian chased me down to put on a mask.  I didn’t, checked my books out through the robot system, and left peacefully.  Despite a 110% fatality rate, I think both the librarian and I will miraculously survive.

Indeed, he lived long enough at least to file this second report a few days later:

I just completed a Cannonball Run successfully at Costco by shopping mask-less, where both the city and the company require masks.  No one said anything to me, and I even returned something so had direct interaction with two different clerks. 

Take heart, o ye serfs languishing under unspeakable tyranny: defiance is not only possible but required if we wish to live (relatively) free.

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