Defiance!
July 18, 2020
Mr. Anonymous lives in a city that requires masks. A few days ago, he
ran into the socialist library. My wife gave me the specific Dewey Socialist Decimal Numbers. I was listening to [a] … podcast so I didn’t have to listen to the nanny/Karen/Yankee working hard to make me wear a mask. I did it as a test: a librarian chased me down to put on a mask. I didn’t, checked my books out through the robot system, and left peacefully. Despite a 110% fatality rate, I think both the librarian and I will miraculously survive.
Indeed, he lived long enough at least to file this second report a few days later:
I just completed a Cannonball Run successfully at Costco by shopping mask-less, where both the city and the company require masks. No one said anything to me, and I even returned something so had direct interaction with two different clerks.
Take heart, o ye serfs languishing under unspeakable tyranny: defiance is not only possible but required if we wish to live (relatively) free.

