Those scientists who rule Californiastan are at it again. They’ve now determined that television transmits COVID—ahem: it does spread COVIDCon, so they’re not far wrong—and have accordingly banned it at the restaurants they are so graciously and mercifully allowing to re-open.

First Californiastan’s sociopaths destroyed the hospitality industry, and now they’re doing their utmost to prevent the crowds that could revive it from patronizing their favorite haunts. Ain’t life under Our Rulers grand?

Could be worse, though. The Golden State’s despots could have prohibited alcohol, as did Pennsylvania’s and Florida’s. The science, you know.

Thanks to Gary from Central Florida for sending this story along with his astute analysis: “NY and Commiefornia are both open air mental institutions.”

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