Chicken Liberals

You read that right: Chicken Liberals, not Chicken Littles.  That phrase popped into my head this morning as I was standing in line at a UPS store.  The three employees were all wearing masks up to their eyeballs and had looks of sheer terror in their eyes when I came through the door without any mask at all (in a town where the mask “mandate” ended quite a long time ago).  Then one of the terrified, masked box wrappers announced:  “Two of you will have to leave; we only allow four customers in the store at a time!”  I then said loudly enough for everyone to hear, “They must think it’s still March of 2020.”  The other customers laughed, and I got dagger eyes from the order-shouting employee.

It sure is easy to pick ’em out.  A week or so ago Bill Maher discussed on his TV show a poll that revealed that the average “liberal” thinks 50-60% of people who are diagnosed with “COVID” are hospitalized, whereas the actual number is closer to 1%.  Conservatives are far less delusional according to the poll.  Those three UPS maskholes would certainly fall into the more delusional category.

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1:45 pm on May 25, 2021