Bumping Off Faux-chi

What happened when Bill Detzner tried to buy “an anti-Fauci bumper sticker” online? Well, to his

shock and horror I found many, many Fauci bumper stickers, and all of them were fawning over what a “hero” he was. The worst one of all touted a “Cuomo/Fauci ticket ” for the 2020 election.

Oh, gross. That combo makes a Hitler/Stalin ticket seem positively innocuous, doesn’t it?

I FINALLY discovered a bumper sticker that said “Jail Fauci”, and it showed Il Duce, peering with beady eyes from inside a jail cell

…I got a huge lump in my throat and tears in my eyes, and I knew I had finally found a proper bumper sticker for my car.

One of my pet peeves are bumper stickers that are so tiny that nearly nobody ever sees them, so I bought the second largest size they have. It cost me $85 for 4 of these bumper stickers, and it was worth every penny. I will give the other 3 stickers away to anyone who expresses an interest in having one

While (thankfully) I have never seen a pro-Fauci bumper sticker, I have also never seen any anti-Fauci bumper stickers, and that needs to change. 

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