Are you interested in an extra two-week paid vacation this summer?  (Hey, who wouldn’t be, huh?).  Then I recommended lurking around a school bus stop, pick out the skinniest seventh grader horsing around with his pals, and walk up behind him and kick his feet out from under him, martial arts style.  It worked for this fellow officer in Boynton Beach, Florida who is now on paid “administrative leave” for the next couple of weeks.  (His timing was great, since mid-May is the best weather of the year in South Florida).

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