Attention Florida Voters!!
March 17, 2020
It’s primary day! Vote! Vote! Vote! Get out there, huddle with all your fellow lemmings, crowd into those polling places, loiter in the crowds, stand in line for hours if you must, but vote! vote! vote! Pay no attention to all that talk about the coronavirus! (But, uh, don’t go to the beach afterwards; it’s probably shut down. Or if you feel like having a drink, forget it; there are 50% restrictions on bar capacity and many have been ordered to shut down early anyway). We MUST validate and legitimize the power of the state at all costs! Vote! Vote! Vote!
Such was the message of the evening news in Florida last night after endless scary warnings to stay at home, on the couch, only getting up towash your hands every five minutes, resist all human contact, wait for the next televised instructions from our rulers, etc.
Dr. Paul Nailed It