Remember when the Department of Homeland Security’s Chief Moron, Tom Ridge, urged us to buy duct tape as protection from terrorists’ attacks?

Under another of the DHS’s Chief Morons, Janet Napolitano, its notorious fusion centers equated owners of guns, Constitutionalists, and voters for Ron Paul as domestic terrorists.

But the bureaucracy’s current Chief Moron, Jeh Johnson, may win the prize for “Most Idiotic Suggestion Ever”: “My request to the public, next time you see a TSA officer at an airport at a checkpoint, just say thank you.”

Yo, Jeh: should we express our gratitude before or after the gate-rapists have sexually assaulted us and stolen our iPads?

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