How to Identify a Bubble: Wall Street Says It's Not a Bubble

The post-bubble-crash phase is already being prepared: ‘no one could have seen this coming’–except anyone who paid attention to anything other than self-interested shills.

It’s really pretty simple to identify a speculative bubble of epic proportions in stocks: if Wall Street says it’s not a bubble, it’s a bubble. As I explained in The Smart Money Has Already Sold, from the long view the entire game of “investing” (wink-wink) boils down to one dynamic:

Wall Street and the Federal Reserve inflate an unprecedented debt-funded speculative bubble and then lure retail “investors” (i.e. gamblers) in with the promise that the enormous gains are just starting, there’s so much more easy money ahead, etc. Then Wall Street distributes (sells over time so as not to alert the complacent herd of retail punters) its shares of overpriced rubbish (“investments”, heh) to bagholders, and then to everyone’s surprise (or not), the market suddenly crashes as the unsustainable bubble pops.

Wall Street has long practice in how to reassure the herd: since insiders have juiced the market higher for years at every dip (with the Fed’s free trillions offering a helping hand), the bagholders have been well-trained to buy the dip even as the wheels come off the whole “this time it’s different” scam.

Human psychology being what it is, desperate retail bagholders cling to the delusional belief that a recovery to new highs is just around the corner, because that’s what the market has done for 13 straight years.

Every decade or so–1999-2000, 2007-2008, and now 2020-2021–Wall Street’s roving army of shills spews the same paper-thin justifications for “this is not a bubble”: this rally is just getting started, we’re assured because 1) corporate profits are rising and will support much higher valuations; 2) the Federal Reserve will never let any bubble pop (said in so many words) and 3) if we look at comparative charts of quatloos, the British pound in the 1820s, the current price of sake on the Sendai Exchange and bat guano futures, it’s obvious the S&P 500 is still undervalued. (Use as many arcane charts as possible to wow the bagholders.)

Sadly, it’s all so easy. The hardest part is waiting for the pain from the last bubble popping to diminish enough for greed to overwhelm caution. Wall Street only had to wait five years from the nadir of the dot-com bubble in 2003 to the next bubble pop in 2008; the wait from 2008 to 2021 has been excruciatingly long. Thirteen years we’ve had to wait for the retail herd to go all in, for margin debt to soar to new extremes, for short interest to fall to multi-decade lows.

But it’s finally showtime, and the bagholders continue buying garbage that’s guaranteed to collapse in value. The post-bubble-crash phase is already being prepared: no one could have seen this coming–except anyone who paid attention to anything other than self-interested shills.

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