Piercing the Corrupt Veil of Bureaucratic Chicanery

Recently by Simon Black: 5 Countries With the Lowest Risk of Disaster

Given that the entire planet is fixated on a nuclear disaster in the world’s 3rd largest economy, or the goings-on in Muslim nations yearning to breathe free, it seems logical that Miniplenty’s latest newspeak releases went largely unnoticed.

According to Miniplenty, the all item inflation index for consumers rose at a 0.5% monthly rate in February 2011, and a 2.1% annual rate. Seasonally adjusted “food at home,” essentially the measure of grocery prices, registered a 0.2% monthly increase and a 1.6% annual increase.

When you peel back these numbers and dive into the details, though, the story gets more interesting. You see, in a single month, the index for fruits and vegetables rose 2.2%, fresh vegetables rose 6.7%, the meat index rose nearly 2%, and the dairy index rose 0.6%.

Coincidentally, the US Department of Agriculture recommends multiple servings daily of fruits and vegetables, and daily servings of poultry, dairy, etc. How is it possible that the staple foods which make up this pyramid rose 0.6% to 6.7% in a single month, yet Miniplenty’s index only rose 0.2%?

Clearly for the purposes of calculating food inflation, the government expects everyone to eat Ramen Noodles and other chemically manufactured food-like substances… not the recommendations of its own Agriculture Department.

None of this actually matters anyhow.

US Federal Reserve policy decisions completely ignore rises in food and energy prices; somehow they’ve been able to convince otherwise reasonable people that this is a legitimate policy stance… after all, the Fed cannot affect the weather and geopolitical events, and creating trillions of new dollars in no way affects commodities prices, right?

Mainstream media dutifully parrots this logical discord… typically with language that reads something like this: “the Fed’s preferred inflation indicator, which strips out food and fuel prices, rose XYZ% last month…”

That’s funny, because it’s tax season right now, and -my- preferred method for calculating my own income is to only count onshore profits from the United States (which are negligible). Unfortunately, the IRS doesn’t agree with me and insists that I use their preferred method (taxing my worldwide income).

Read the rest of the article