12 Suggested Ways for Antiwar Folks to Pass the Time Instead of Watching Ted Koppel in a Camouflage Helmet

  • Send an email to David Frum telling him that he wrote a brilliant, insightful, objective book on the greatness of Shrub and the Beltway Right.
  • Shop for WWII propaganda posters on eBay. Look for the ones about "loose lips sinking ships." Check your lips for conformity.
  • Apply various layers of plastic wrap and duct tape to your windows to give your neighbors the impression that you’re "one of them" (one of the "real Americans," that is). Use the colored Handi-Wrap for added contrast.
  • Get creative and write a paper on why the war on Afghanistan was "just" and the war in Iraq isn’t "just." Check it to see if it makes any sense. Say "aha!" Shrug it off. No one will notice.
  • Buy a John Ashcroft: A Day At the Office coloring book. Color within the lines or you’ll be killed.
  • Watch the video replay of the embarrassing Michael Moore antiwar "speech" at the Oscars. Shudder, and then run and hide based on the fact that he’s "on your side" in this war thing.
  • Get out your Microsoft Excel and lay out various figures pertaining to the cost of reconstructing and occupying Iraq. Do an: