A Paleo Guide for March Holidays

Ides of March: When Julius Caesar was warned of these ides he ignored it to his peril. For Paleo's the ides to worry about are next months: the ideas of April, to wit, April 15. Taxes in this, "land of the free and home of the brave" exceed what feudal serfs used to pay. So save some on taxes and donate to LewRockwell.com today. Remember, the money you save on taxes today could be your own!

St. Patrick's Day: A day that celebrates a Catholic saint, makes a point of ethnic exclusivity, urges you to drink beer, celebrates wearing green without being a Green: Does it get any better than this?

Skip the corned beef and cabbage [Who taught the Irish to cook? the English?] and go for Irish soda bread or an Irish omelette.

Reflect on the fact that it took conquering the Irish to force England into forming a formal Army. Remember when you hear of the liberalism [in the good sense] of England, how well Ireland was treated.

Finally the inscription on Dean Swift's headstone [translated from Latin]: "…He has gone where indignation can no longer lacerate his heart. He served Liberty…"

Good Friday: On this day Jesus of Nazareth was executed by Roman imperial authorities to appease a rabble. Neither the governed nor the governor looked good on that score. One of His chosen denied him three times. Even His own fell short. At the moment He gave up the ghost, the sky blackened, lighting and thunder crossed the sky. The ground itself shook and in the holy of holies in the temple the curtain was torn. Let us pray.