The New
York Times just prudishly denounced Italy’s fun-loving prime
minister, Silvio Berlusconi, as "an aging Lothario."
That’s the same newspaper that applauded President George Bush’s
trumped-up war against Iraq that left up to one million dead
and four million refugees.
So what
did the wicked Berlusconi do? Romping and frolicking with numerous
young women and having one hell of a good time. It’s the kind
of behavior that infuriates many women, but leaves men filled
with envy and admiration.
The left
wing media in Italy is in a frenzy over Berlusconi’s nocturnal
escapades with a string of gorgeous young ladies.
Unable
to defeat him at the polls, the left has declared jihad on Berlusconi’s
sex life.
In best
Italian style, Berlusconi shrugs, "I am not a saint."
Certainly
not, but he has been Italy’s best prime minister in memory.
A former
cruise ship singer, Berlusconi owns a big chunk of Italy’s business
and media. He’s been accused of all sorts of financial misdoings,
but so far has defeated every attempt by leftwing Italian magistrates
to convict him. Still, a nasty odor hangs over his administration.
But then again, all politics and much of business in Italy are
rotten with corruption.
The latest
uproar came after Berlusconi spent a night of rapture with a
beautiful woman. Unbeknown to him, she was a high-priced prostitute,
paid by a favor-seeking businessman in a classic "honey-trap"
so beloved of intelligence agencies. Or, the tryst may have
been arranged by Berlusconi’s political enemies.
The lady
in question made secret tapes of their night together that she
sold and are now all over Italy’s slavering media.
Italy’s
leftwing opposition, unable to defeat Berlusconi at the polls,
thundered he had "weakened the image and authority of the
Italian government!"
Please.
Every Italian over three knows the do-nothing parliament in
Rome is filled with crooks and buffoons. Berlusconi in bed is
a better prime minister than the political dwarfs of Italy’s
leftwing opposition and the neo-fascists on the far right.
Worldly
Italians have so far laughed off Berlusconi’s antics. Italians
accept differences between men and women, and men’s natural
urges to roam with, "boys will be boys."
A lady
friend of mine says she wants to be reincarnated as a male Italian.
Many Italian men live at home with their mothers until their
thirties where they are spoiled, lovingly pampered, and treated
like overgrown children.
Italian
soldiers regularly receive care packages of goodies from home
and send their laundry every weekend to mama. Italians may not
be warlike, but they teach us to enjoy life and make the world
a happier place.
Berlusconi’s
approval rating dipped slightly from 50% to 48%, probably because
some women felt sorry for his understandably embarrassed wife,
who sued for divorce after Berlusconi was seen being overly
attentive to an 18-year-old beauty straight out of a Boticelli
painting, and bought her a $6,000 dollar piece of jewelry for
her birthday.
Berlusconi
even reportedly slipped away from the boredom of the recent
G-8 summit in the Italian city of L’Aquila he was hosting to
return to Rome and party with some very attractive young ladies.
I’m sure
99.5% of straight Italian men would give their last rigatoni
to be in Berlusconi’s place. They are happy to have a prime
minister who sings very well and makes Italian men proud. Even
the Vatican made only gentle tut-tuts to Bad Boy Berlusconi’s
bacchanals.
Let the
Americans have their warlike commanders-in-chief and phony "family
values." Let the Britain have their unctuous prime ministers,
and Russia its scowling Vlad Putin.
Or France
it’s jogger-in-chief, Nicholas "Nike" Sarkozy, who
collapsed on Sunday while foolishly running in extreme heat.
Italy has
a lover-in-chief.
Berlusconi
is Italy’s richest man and most successful modern leader. What
else is left for him to do? Start wars? Invade France? Get another
hair transplant? Become secretary general of the UN? He has
had prostate cancer and, from what we hear on the sex tapes,
has overcome the disease with gusto. Let him enjoy a good time
in his twilight years.
But
fun aside, Berlusconi may have gone too far even for Italians.
Once men hit 60, the most sensitive organ in their body becomes
their ego. Berlusconi is being rather reckless in a country
where discretion is still favored. He risks tripping over his
own public indiscretions and taken for an old fool. Dabbling
with an 18-year-old is dangerous, even for him. Easygoing Italians
may eventually say, "basta, Silvio!"
But hold
all the hypocrisy from leftwing critics and dried up prudes
about Berlusconi’s zesty love life. Relations with the opposite
sex are no measure of political worth.
Adolf Hitler
was faithful and attentive to his mistress, and eventually married
her. The renowned British prime minister, David Lloyd George,
was a notorious skirt-chaser. George Bush was a perfect family
man. One has nothing to do with the other.
We owe
a vote of thanks to Berlusconi for livening up our summer and
providing some welcome diversion from bombs, bullets and bankruptcy.
Bravo, Silvio.