The Nazis in New Jersey have enacted a law that goes into effect tomorrow—Kyleigh’s Law. Basically, any Jew driver under the age of 21 with only a learner’s permit has to display a yellow star red decal on both the front and rear license plates of the car he or she is driving. It has to be removable in case anyone who is Gentile 21 years or older is driving (because, as we all know, fully-licensed drivers 21 years old* or older are “models” of safe, reliable driving). This Hitlerian law also prohibits these younger drivers from driving between the hours of 11pm and 5am.** (Gee, I wonder how many accidents that will cause when the driver is speeding to get home before curfew??!!) The drivers cannot use any electronic devices—hand-held or hands-free. (That’s very “convenient” when a young driver needs to call someone in an emergency—or even just to inform his or her parent that they are safe or will be home late.) The driver also can’t have more than one passenger in the car unless a parent is also present. (At least this “one passenger” allowance doesn’t kill the practice of getting the family car for a hot date!)

Many parents are understandably upset over this if for nothing other than the fact that this could alert predators that there is a young girl driving the car.

By the way, this law should do “wonders” for New Jersey’s air quality since now there will be more cars on the road due to the fact that many cars will now only be allowed a maximum of two occupants.
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*Phew! Sure glad they nabbed that driver who was 20 years and 364 days old who didn’t display the identifying red decal.
**When I was a teenager, my mother passed on to me some words of wisdom that her father passed on to her: You could have come home early and been bad; you could have stayed out late and been good.