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Then work for the DC government, where you can steal $48 million from the taxpayer over fifteen years, undetected, and only do fifteen years in jail.

I know a lot of good folks out here in the valley who would be glad to do hard labor for $3 million a year, tax free.

Of course, this is the DC government. If you go to work for the feds, you can steal $3 billion a year — no fines, no jail, lead lots of patriotic parades, and dinner at the White House to boot.

Country’ll grow.

5:17 pm on June 2, 2009