A Big Announcement

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The mainstream media just can’t stop talking about how the actress Ashley Judd has decided NOT to run for the U.S. Senate in Kentucky.  They are now writing long frontpage articles about WHY she decided not to run against Mitch McConnell.  (My guess is that it was that picture of her on the Web with one boob hanging out).

So I have an announcement to make:  I, too, will NOT be running for the U.S. Senate in Kentucky.

UPDATE:  Mike T. writes that he doesn’t see how a picture of Ashley with a boob hanging out would disqualify her from running for the U.S. Senate.  After all, says Mike, she would be right at home with 534 other boobs hanging out.

6:05 am on March 29, 2013