Limbaugh-Leninism
by
William Norman Grigg
by William Norman Grigg
"Kto kogo?"
"Who/whom,"
or "Who does what to whom?" ~ The central question of politics,
according to Vladimir Lenin.
A nineteenth
century pundit wearily observed that British political parties behaved
like competing carriage drivers, energetically splattering each
other with mud while frantically pursuing the same course to the
same destination.
An unknown
Russian long ago devised the now-familiar joke in which a bright
college student, drowning in impenetrable ideological cant, asks
the smug Party hack posing as a professor to explain, in easily
understood terms, the material difference between capitalism and
socialism.
"Oh, that's
easy to explain," replied the professor, his face twisted into a
triumphant smirk. "Capitalism is based on the exploitation of man
by man; socialism works exactly in the reverse!"
Granted, the
latter gibe ignores or misrepresents the ideal of free market capitalism.
But it is part of a large and ancient literature of wisdom much
of it encoded in humor regarding the myriad ways that embittered
enemies who supposedly represent diametrically opposed principles
can wind up mimicking each other even as they seek to annihilate
each other.
A suitable,
if simplistic, depiction of this tendency is found in the classic
Star Trek episode "Let
That Be Your Last Battlefield," a Civil Rights allegory from
the series' notoriously uneven third and final
season.
The story,
which is told with an unusually clumsy narrative touch, has the
crew of the Starship Enterprise, en route to aid the victims of
a planetary ecological disaster, intercepting a fugitive named Lokai,
who had commandeered a Federation shuttlecraft. Lokai is given medical
care and taken into custody as a suspected hijacker. Although nobody
comments about the matter, Lokai's skin is black on one side and
white on the other.
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Shortly thereafter,
the Enterprise encounters a second ship, which owing to a
depleted production budget is said to be "invisible."
That remarkable
craft carries personage nearly identical to Lokai, who identifies
himself as "Commissioner Bele" from Charon (a mythical planet found
in "the southernmost part of the galaxy," nudge-nudge wink-wink,
not the then-undiscovered
moon of Pluto). Bele demands that Captain Kirk surrender Lokai
into his custody, claiming that the fellow Charon native is a terrorist,
seditionist, and mass murderer whom he had pursued for centuries.
At one point
Bele surprises Kirk and Spock by referring to Lokai as the obvious
product of a "lesser breed." Nonplussed, Kirk points out that Bele
and Lokai are obviously members of the same race. This prompts an
offended and incredulous Bele to elaborate: He and his people are
black on the right side; Lokai and his followers are all black on
the left side, and thus inferior. This supposedly critical difference
provoked a conflict that was literally millennia old.
Bele demands
that Lokai be turned over to him for trial and execution. Lokai
demands that the Enterprise crew rally to his defense and kill Bele.
Kirk and his colleagues, who have better things to worry about,
can't wait to be rid of both of them. But the particulars of the
plot don't matter much here. Suffice it to say that Bele, whose
request for custody is turned down (there's the matter of the stolen
shuttlecraft to deal with), eventually hijacks the Enterprise and
sends it to Charon, where he believes he will at long last be able
to bring Lokai to justice.
Upon the ship's
arrival it is learned that the inhabitants of the planet had long
since exterminated each other. Rather than extinguishing Bele and
Lokai's murderous mutual hatred, this revelation prompts them to
flee the ship and return to their dark and lifeless home world to
finish their struggle.
Unbearably
campy today, this episode must have had some resonance when it was
first broadcast in 1968: The description of the burned, ruined cities
littering the surface of Charon would carry some emotional weight
during a year that saw flames erupting in riot-torn American cities.
But when the
unwieldy racial metaphor is dropped, the story actually works as
an allegory for any supposedly irreconcilable conflict in which
hate-motivated factions seek to exterminate each other over differences
only they can discern.
Recently
in this space I described how the "progressive" and "conservative"
factions in our political system are working, in dialectical symbiosis,
to build a totalitarian Homeland Security State, each of them foolishly
assuming that the apparatus of regimentation and coercion would
be used to punish the other. There is a desperate need, I wrote,
for people of all political persuasions "to decide that they love
liberty more than they despise their political enemies...."
At the very
least, people have to be willing to repudiate the operational principle
of mass politics since Lenin, the idea that the fundamental question
of politics is "Who does what to whom."
Well, as a
friend of mine might put it, that's a whole lot of "Ain't-gonna-happen."
In
the same week that one
of the Establishment's dying newsweeklies giddily proclaimed that
"We Are All Socialists Now," Rush Limbaugh, speaking on behalf
of the conservative movement he now leads, effectively admitted
that "We're all Leninists now."
Lenin wedded
the exterminationist principle kto kogo ("who/whom") to the
totalitarian formula for a "scientific dictatorship," which he defined
as "Power without limit, resting directly on force."
During the
Bush era, conservatism was reduced to nothing more than a set of
rationales for the centralization of unlimited power in the executive
branch. I had long wondered how conservatives would react when that
power was transferred to someone who is not of their tribe: Would
they cynically re-discover the dangers of executive tyranny, or
would they simply entrench themselves and wait until they were restored
to power, confident that they could use it to avenge themselves
on their enemies?
In a
protracted rant delivered to his audience yesterday (February 11),
Limbaugh made it clear that he was choosing the latter option.
"We lost the
election," conceded the self-worshiping*
radio blatherskite who now serves as the de facto head of
the Republican Party. "But they're going to lose down the road.
They will not control government forever, and when our turn comes,
we are going to turn the power of government against the left....
We're going to build and use the big government that they have built
and turn it right against them. We are gonna turn the power of government
against the left, and against Democrats in ways they cannot imagine....
We are going to use the power that the left is centralizing in the
federal government to punish them, to break 'em up, and to make
them pay for this.... It's time they got a taste of their own medicine,
and it's going to happen folks, because they're not going to hold
power forever."
Addressing
those on the Left, Limbaugh warned that they are "creating a monster
that you will not be able to control forever.... We are taking names.
We are taking names now. We are monitoring who on the Left is going
to deserve payback, and it's going to be hell. This much I promise
you."
"If [those
on the Left] are going to bastardize the American system, if they
are going to make this government large and powerful and intrusive,
someday they're going to lose it," continued the founder and president
of the Flatulence in Broadcasting Network. "But they are going to
lose it after having amassed all this power. We will control it....
We're going to use the power of government just like the Left is
using the power of government.... It's going to be a bigger, more
powerful, stronger government and we're going to turn it against
the Left in ways they could never have imagined."
Unlike his
lemur-browed, synapse-deprived imitator Sean Hannity, Limbaugh is
intelligent enough to know that the Democrats inherited a central
government that had been gorged on power during the eight years
of Bush the Dimmer's reign. The fact that the final consequential
act of the Bush Regime was to create an economic dictatorship headed
by the Treasury Secretary has not evaded Limbaugh's notice. The
creation of a huge apparatus of regimentation, surveillance, and
detention under Bush took place with the active support of Limbaugh
and his ilk. So he is lying when he imputes sole responsibility
for all of this to the Democrats.
But rather
than urging that this edifice of tyranny be demolished, Limbaugh
counsels his followers to be patient in the expectation that they
will soon occupy its commanding heights, from which they can proceed
with the extermination of their political enemies.
During the
eight years of Bush the Destroyer's rule, the bully-boy
Right consistently condemned the Left not for embracing the
State, but for impeding the growth of the State when it was under
Republican control.
Every expression
of skepticism about the Regime's foreign wars or the expansion of
its power at home was treated as a form of sedition. (The mush-mouthed
cretin Michael Reagan, a third-tier pseudo-Limbaugh, actually
called for critics of the Iraq War to be taken out and shot.)
Perhaps the one good thing about Limbaugh's revanchist rant was
the fact that he's now dropped the pretense of believing in limited
government.
As luck or
something else would have it, Limbaugh chose to unbosom himself
of his exterminationist sentiments on the same day that James Adkisson
was sentenced
to life in prison for his murderous
shooting rampage at a Knoxville, Tennessee Unitarian Universalist
Church last July 27. Adkisson, a 58-year-old unemployed veteran,
wrote
a four-page manifesto prior to the assault describing the shooting
as an act of politically motivated suicide terrorism: He wanted
to conduct a "symbolic killing" of people he held responsible for
support in the "damn left-wing liberals" in the media, government,
and the Democratic Party leadership.
"I'm absolutely
fed up," wrote Adkisson. "So I thought I'd do something good for
this country [ ] kill Democrats til the cops kill me..... Liberals
are a pest like termites. Millions of them. Each little bite contributes
to the downfall of this great nation. The only way we can rid ourselves
of this evil is kill them in the streets. Kill them where they gather.
I'd like to encourage other like-minded people to do what I've done.
If life ain't worth living anymore, don't just kill yourself [;]
do something for your country before you go. Go kill liberals."
"Someone had
to get the ball rolling," Adkisson insisted. "I volunteered. I hope
others do the same, it's the only way we can rid America of this
cancer, this pestilence."
The two most
urgent complaints against liberals listed by Adkisson were that
they were "tying our hands in the war on terror" and opposing the
war in Iraq that is to say, that they were impeding the exercise
of government power, not that they were abetting its growth. His
home
library included screeds written by (or at least on behalf of) Sean
Hannity, Michael Weiner (aka Savage), and Bill O'Reilly, all
of whom spent the years 20012009 promoting the Regime's foreign
wars and domestic crimes, and execrating those who opposed the onslaught.
Adkisson
appears to be the incarnation of what Lew
Rockwell calls "Red State Fascism" an aggressive strain
of embittered, totalitarian nationalism that has infected the Republican-aligned
conservative movement.
His ideological
derangement propelled him to carry a shotgun into the sanctuary
of a church, where he unloaded on congregants as they watched a
children's play. He managed to murder two people and wound six others
before he was disarmed and subdued by three unarmed men who acted
with courage and composure that command the respect of those of
us who do not share their political and theological views.
Left-leaning
blogger Sara Robinson makes a compelling point when she describes
Adkisson's crime as "exactly the kind of rancid fruit that would
inevitably take root in an American countryside thickly composted
with two decades of hate radio bulls**t, freshly turned and watered
with growing middle-class frustration over the failing economy."
She is likewise on firm footing in predicting that other acts of
theatrical political violence by people of Adkisson's ilk are likely
to follow.
But then, as
it always does, the polarity of this conflict shifts, with self-described
liberals dropping pregnant hints about government action to reclaim
the "public airwaves" from the Right Wing and issuing
dark warnings about prosecuting their political rivals for expressing
opinions that incite others to violence.
Neither side
seeks to de-fang the "monster" described by Limbaugh; each seeks
to be its master and use it to destroy the other. Bele and Lokai
swap roles, with the prey becoming the predator, and the conflict
continues a self-sustaining cycle of mutually reinforcing hatred
that will eventually be consummated in mass bloodshed.
Bele was black
on his right, Lokai on his left. The Democrats are the party of
the welfare/warfare state; the Republicans, on the other hand, are
the party of the warfare/welfare state. And both of them are tools
of an entrenched Power Elite that is delighted to cultivate the
collectivist hatreds from which totalitarianism is sprouting even
now.
*Limbaugh is
currently unmarried and, by choice, has no children. (On several
occasions he's made it clear that he never had any desire for children.)
The very first thing one sees in his living room, according to this
account, is a "life-size oil portrait of El Rushbo, as he often
calls himself...." What kind of person chooses such a work of art
as the centerpiece of a home he shares with nobody else?
February
16, 2009
William
Norman Grigg [send him mail]
writes the Pro Libertate
blog.
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