Tom Chartier: Archives
articles by Tom Chartier on LewRockwell.com
Was a TSA Porn Star
Not exactly my plan, says Tom Chartier.
Tom Chartier has a towering suggestion for you.
in Cahoots With Drug Lords!
Um, not quite.
Solution to Global Warming
Tom Chartier on swine flu.
Job for the Somali Pirates
Let them hijack the "toxic assets," says Tom Chartier.
It's worth a bundle, says Tom Chartier.
Say it isn't so.
in the Depression
It was long past time to cut back, says Tom Chartier.
Shoes of Freedom
To Get Lew for Christmas
A gift list from Tom Chartier.
Out Your Wheelbarrow
Tom Chartier on Weimar USA.
a Baad Libertarian
Tom Chartier is sorry.
Tom Chartier on the retirement of the great columnist.
Tom Chartier on the axette of evil.
Tom Chartier on the key guy in Iraq.
may be replaced by more of a warmonger.
Tom Chartier on the race to be dictator.
TSA Peep Show
Tom Chartier on government "security" and your naked body.
McCain Father's Day
Gifts in honor of the warmonger.
To Spend Your Summer Vacation
Tom Chartier on what to do if you're a plebe.
'n Roll Fantasy Camp?
Make that R 'n R reality camp, says Tom Chartier.
Their death, and immigration.
Monument to Stupidity and Worse
Chartier on Mt. Rushmore.
And the tragedy of ignorance.
a Helping Claw
Uncle Sam and Iraq vets.
On McCainovision. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
Your 2nd Amendment Goodbye
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard on neocon schemes.
That Warrantless Wiretapping
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard on pols and hookers.
To Vote Responsibly
A guide for the confused, by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
Or are the Dems getting better on impeachment? Article by Tom Chartier
and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
for Stalinist America
Where Bush sings, Under My Thumb. Article by Tom Chartier and Elizabeth
of Unwanted Dictators
Tom Chartier and Elizabeth Gyllensvard have some advice for the
of a Middle-Aged Punk
To play rock, you have to know the blues. Article by Tom Chartier
and Elizabeth Gyllensvard.
We're all disgusted, says Tom Chartier.
Them a Stupidity Quotient Test
Tom Chartier on the politicians.
What's all this about a "virtual fence"? Tom Chartier
wants to know.
Your 'Elected Officials' Defective?
Tom Chartier on what to do about it.
Your Child's Backpack Heavy Enough?
Tom Chartier on homework.
It's always a disaster, says Tom Chartier.
a Bunch of Idiots
Tom Chartier on our "elected" officials.
Tom Chartier applies to Blackwater.
How Did Those Nukes Get There?
Tom Chartier on the best and the brightest.
Tom Chartier on his son's eight-day week.
Call Ahmadinejad's bluff, says Tom Chartier.
Hurricane and Me
Tom Chartier on Dean.
And all the poisoners. Tom Chartier on politics.
On Italy, says Tom Chartier.
Has Two Dictators
Tom Chartier on our unique regime.
DC a Lunatic Asylum?
Tom Chartier on The System.
Tom Chartier now sees the wisdom of neoconservatism.
the Age of Bush and Putin
Movies to watch, from Tom Chartier.
Proud of the Decision That Got You Fired
Tom Chartier tells his father for the first time.
Dick at West Point
What a rowzer!
The war business. Article by Tom Chartier.
Learn the Little Twerp
Tom Chartier on equal-opportunity oppression.
Tom Chartier on where he got it.
Fences Make Good Neighbors
But not if they are involuntary.
Pressure Your Kids
They get enough.
I found you a War Czar, says Tom Chartier.
Surge Is Working!
For Muqtada al-Sadr.
Kids into the Grinder
Tom Chartier on a young Marine.
Hat Is in the Ring
Tom Chartier on ten reasons to vote for him.
You Hearing Voices?
Tom Chartier on the talking WC.
Ain't No Stinking Mercenaries
Tom Chartier on "private contractors."
Your Child a Math Moron?
Tom Chartier on the government's latest scheme to make sure.
Project for the New American Disaster
Chartier on the neocon crime plan.
Tom Chartier on Maliki and the worst job.
Tom Chartier on Bush.
Tom Chartier on atomic war.
Dubya Talks and Nobody Listens
Does he make a sound?
Whacking of 'Don Hussein'
Powerful criminal families clash.
Time for a military makeover, says Tom Chartier.
Decider Hath Decided
Tom Chartier on the way forward.
What I want for Christmas, by Tom Chartier.
Or Arabian roulette?
We Comfortable Yet?
Tom Chartier on yet another DC whitewash.
Died For Freedom, This I Know
For those who bade me fight, told me so.
To Dispose of Unwanted Gifts
Important seasonal advice from Tom Chartier.
for Their Own Liberation
Democracy doesn't come cheap, y'know.
How do we atone, asks Tom Chartier.
Our Beloved Leader asks Tom Chartier to draft a letter to fellow
An open letter to congress from Tom Chartier.
Day the Bomb Blew
Tom Chartier tells all.
Let the COW into the Classroom?
Tom Chartier on teaching in the iStupid age.
the Bums Out
After all, they're no angels, says Tom Chartier.
You Must Vote
Get an absentee ballot, says Tom Chartier.
To Spot a Dictator
Tom Chartier on the tell-tale signs.
Encounter the Yuppies
Tom Chartier on an American Odyssey.
Tom Chartier is nostalgic for the Cold War.
Is the Way of Dictatorship
Tom Chartier on neo-America.
Off the Perimeter
Tom Chartier on keeping the undesirables off his island.
Shiny New Baghdad Police College
A microcosm of the whole US disaster in Iraq.
Radical Plan for Iraq
Dear Dubya, by Tom Chartier.
Just how stupid do you think we are?
Land Without Hope
Tom Chartier actually agrees with President Bush.
I apologize, says Tom Chartier.
Tom Chartier on the awful-hilarious latest from the "war on
Nightmare for the USA
Tom Chartier on WWIII.
at the Crossroads
Tom Chartier on the US blues.
Will Americans Take America Back?
And other questions, from Tom Chartier.
Help is on the way, says Tom Chartier.
Paranoia Gap Must Be Closed
Tom Chartier on the garbage police.
Paranoid Can We Get?
Tom Chartier on the federal crazy-state.
Land of the Bush, and the Home of the Afraid
Tom Chartier on the state of air travel.
Seen the Future
And you're not going to like it, says Tom Chartier.
Chartier on what to get the Decider who has everything.
Many My Lai's?
Tom Chartier on war atrocities.
Hail Our Master's Voice
Got your tv set tuned to FOX?
the Winner Is...
Tom Chartier on the garrison state.
All a Bunch of Loonies
Tom Chartier on our rulers.
You Are Cordially Invited
To go Hunting.
All you sodbusters gather 'round, says Tom Chartier.
Trip to Cemetery Beach
Tom Chartier on gratitude.
Dubya, You Need My Help
Weekend To Ponder
Bush couldn't care less about Americans or the world.
Man Must Tinker
Ladies, stupid will do as stupid does, says Tom Chartier.
Dog Food Scandal
No more will the wool be pulled over Tom Chartier's eyes.
the Blinders on Before It's Too Late
Erase all subversive thoughts.
To Be a Bum
For all of you who asked.
Many My Lai's?
Tom Chartier on a true story of Vietnam.
Tom Chartier on putting down the fowl insurgency.
Tom Chartier on how to become Man of the Century.
Tom Chartier on understanding another people.
Am a Bum
Tom Chartier on the glory of it all.