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Past articles by Burton S. Blumert on LewRockwell.com

How To Buy Gold and Silver
Explained and demystified by the great Burt Blumert, interviewed by Lew.

Flying the Regulated Skies
Coffee or tea in your agony?

I Hate Doctors
Burt Blumert on health care.

Bam, Whack, Pow
Burt Blumert on the anti-boxing bozos.

The War Between the Sexes
Why do men always lose?

Burt Blumert's Life
A newly discovered autobiographical essay.

The Future of LRC
A report from Burt Blumert.

Take the Blumert Test
How do you score as a danger to liberty?

What's Up With Gold?
Podcast with gold-maven Burt Blumert, author of Bagels, Barry Bonds, and Rotten Politicians.

Beware the Chartist
Always, but especially now. A classic from Burt Blumert.

Bagels, Barry Bonds, and Rotten Politicians
LOL with Burt Blumert.

RFLOL
David Gordon on Burt Blumert's new book.

Teaching Through Satire
Lew Rockwell on LRC's very funny libertarian publisher.

Thanks a Lot, Ron Paul
You've turned my home into a campaign headquarters, says Burton S. Blumert.

Old Media Crater, LRC Soars
So we're going broke, says Burton S. Blumert.

Our 'Ron Paul Problem'
Burton S. Blumert on the uncertain future of LewRockwell.com.

Wish You'd Been There?
Attend the LRC conference virtually, says Burton S. Blumert.

Can't Attend Our LRC Health and Wealth Conference?
Have I got a deal for you, says Burton S. Blumert.

'The Queen'
Burton S. Blumert goes to the movies.

What in Heaven's Name Is Going on in the Gold Market?

Blumert the Suicide Bomber
What happened to Burton S. Blumert when he followed an editorial suggestion.

Shanghai and Mao
June Morrall and Burton S. Blumert on a personal journey, and one of the great monsters of history.

Steroids, Schmeroids
No asterisks for Barry Bonds, please, says Burton S. Blumert.

Burt Goes to the Movies
And wants to exchange the multi-mega-plex for a palace.

An Answer to Old Age
Burton S. Blumert on Shangra-La, a Star Trek planet, and an ice floe.

Welcome to the Wretched Skies
Say the magic "woid" and go to jail.

Beware the Call From the Sheriff's Department
Burton S. Blumert on dangerous phones.

The Annual Physical and Other Scams
Burton S. Blumert still hates doctors.

Got an Unmentionable Problem?
The TV hucksters have all the answers, says Burton S. Blumert.

Blumert Survives a Visit to the Mall
Barely.

How Many Drachma Do I Get for a Reagan?
Burton S. Blumert on monetary affairs after the emperor's passing.

Of Course, I Still Hate Giuliani
But now I'm not alone, says Burton S. Blumert.

Maintaining Your Sanity
When gold drops $45 per ounce.

Under Pressure, Blumert Produces Military Records
But he denies that those internet photos are real.

The Mortality of Baseball Players
Even Barry Bonds.

Eavesdropping at the ADL
What Burton S. Blumert overheard.

Leapin' Lizards
No wonder Burton S. Blumert is discombobulated.

The Risks You Run If You Own Gold
And the dangers you face if you don't.

Lew's Book Is Finally Here
Burton S. Blumert on Speaking of Liberty.

Letter to Louise

Confessions of a Gold Pusher
Burton S. Blumert understands the plight of the poor cigarette companies.

Beware the Chartist
He brings you false science, says Burton S. Blumert.

It's November in California
Whatever that means.

Blumert Gets Tattooed
And all because of a reunion.

Seabiscuit Revisionism
Burton S. Blumert, in light of his own Day at the Races, goes to the movies. Sort of.

The Power of $8
Defying Blumert's 7th Law.

Life Before Gilligan's Island
Never again will Burton S. Blumert try to pass for one of them, a kid raised on tv instead of radio and comic books.

Reminiscences of Murray
Burton S. Blumert remembers Rothbard (from the LRC blog).

My Memo From Rockwell
Burton S. Blumert prepares to report on SARS.

The Hardly Noticed Rally
Burton S. Blumert on the gold market.

If You Want To Make God Laugh
Tell Him your investment plans, says Burton S. Blumert.

‘Why in Heaven’s Name Isn’t Gold Moving Higher?’
Burt's Gold Page.

Laughing on the Way to the Gallows
And the poor house.

Listening to Myself
Burton S. Blumert on gold.

What Happened?
To the gold rally.

The Gold Market and You
Advice from Burton S. Blumert.

They're Out To Get Me
Burton S. Blumert is in trouble now.

Bagels and Gas Masks
Surviving in New York City, in style.

Blumert Intercepts Government Memo
From the White House to the Fed. Report by Burton S. Blumert.

From Mine to Mint
Burton S. Blumert on errors.

Who Says Jews and Arabs Can't Get Along?
But Burton S. Blumert worries now about his Palestinians.

Booed By a Bookstore
Burton S. Blumert is attacked by a libertarian warmonger.

Giving Vermin a Bad Name
Burton S. Blumert on Bill Bennett.

The King Doesn't Like Gold
Never has, never will, says Burton S. Blumert – unlike Mr. Chang.

Keep That Knife Away From My Chest
And other observations on and to doctors, from Burton S. Blumert.

Nozick, Rothbard, and Me at the WTC
Burton S. Blumert on the high-rise evening that almost wrecked CLS.

I Still Hate Doctors
And now they hate me, says Burton S. Blumert.

Take the Blumert Test
Find out if you are a threat to liberty.

Germs and Movies
For guidance in the age of anthrax, Burton S. Blumert turns to Hollywood.

Let Them Eat Bagels
The War Street Journal gets it wrong again.

I Hate Rudy Giuliani
Thank goodness the little dictator's days are numbered, says Burton S. Blumert.

Sheik for a Week
Burt Blumert goes undercover for LRC as a racism investigator.

Back to the Friendly Skies
Burt Blumert on federalized flying.

The Anniversary of a Crime
Nixon repudiated the last vestiges of honest money 30 years ago, says Burton S. Blumert.

Another Angry Pressure Group
This time over the DC cops and Chandra.

Were the Interns Spies?
Burton S. Blumert on the kind of girls his Jewish mother did not have in mind.

The Unforgiveable Sin
It's not loving the rotten media, and Barry Bonds – genuine baseball hero – has committed it.

World War II and Other Glorious Events
Finally, the Good War has a theme park.

Hello, PG&E – Are You There?
A report from the front lines of the energy war, from Burt Blumert.

You Can Sell Anything If the Price Is Right
Including murderous, military hardware, says Burt Blumert.

Chinese Restaurants and the Old South
Only Burt Blumert could link the two.

Monster Time for LewRockwell.com!
Burton S. Blumert on the fallout from Lew's China article.

Technology's Greatest Triumph
It's the TV remote control, says Burt Blumert.

Doer's Profile
Burt Blumert answers the question, "What is Lew Rockwell really like?"

'Buy When the Blood Is Running in the Streets'
Unless it's your blood, says Burt Blumert.

I Hate Bed & Breakfasts
Yet termites forced me to endure one.

The Circus Tent on My House
When our front door disintegrated upon a neighbor’s slight knock, says Burt Blumert, it was evident we had a termite problem.

Close Encounter
Burt Blumert investigates San Francisco's tax-paid "sex-change" operations.

RIP, Rev. 'Rush'
Burton S. Blumert remembers his great friend, the Rev. R.J. Rushdoony.

Burt vs. the Barber
Tony becomes Antonino, and Burt Blumert is in the market for a home haircut kit.

I Hate Doctors
Why are we supposed to feel sorry for this government-protected profession? Burt Blumert wants to know.

How the Election Stands
A report from Washington, DC – in December 2003 – by Burt Blumert.

The US Political System in Crisis
How sweet it is, says Burt Blumert.

Gold and the New Yorker Magazine
The establishment still hates gold, but hates the gold bug even more.

The War Between the Sexes
And why men always lose.

Life in the Swamp
Tales of a Buchanan delegate, by Burton S. Blumert.

Coffee or Tea in Your Agony?
Burt Blumert on travel in the egalitarian age.

Third-Partyitis
Burt Blumert gets that old feeling.

If I Don't Show Up At My Office Tomorrow Morning, You'll Know They Got Me
Burt Blumert on real political correctness.

Bam! Whack! Pow!
Keep your liberal hands off boxing, says Burton S. Blumert. We like it as it is: transparently corrupt.

In Defense of Y2K Extremists
Burton S. Blumert on the recent debacle, and who should really hang their heads in shame.

Burt Blumert Is Mad as Hell
And he can't take the libeling of Pat Buchanan any more.

 
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