Today’s Chuckles
By Becky Akers
December 19, 2014
If you find yourself in need of a laugh after a week of torture, politicians, and bureaucratic lunacy, Bill Martin’s come to the rescue. He sent me these bon mots a gun shop in Texas posted on its marquee:
We like our guns locked up safe and secure like Obama’s birth records.
Criminals obey gun laws like politicians follow their oaths of office.
Guns are cheap compared to Obamacare and have better coverage.
And my favorite–
I like my guns like Obama likes his voters: undocumented.
Becky Akers [send her mail] has published two novels of the American Revolution, Halestorm and Abducting Arnold. They celebrate liberty and sedition, among other joys, so buy them now, before they’re banned.
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