Here’s my 2 cents to help Stephen Carson become a high-priced GOP political consultant:

“Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Kill, Kill, Kill. Vote Republican. We’re the last best hope of earth.”

“Sometimes liberty must be destroyed to protect liberty. Vote Republican. We’re the Party of Lincoln.”

“Get rich while faking a moral crusade. Vote Republican. We’re the Party of Lincoln.”

“Nuke Iran. That’s what Lincoln would do. Vote Republican.”

“Nuke Syria. That’s what Lincoln would do. Vote Republican.”

“Bush is our Lincoln. Vote Republican.” (The first sentence was actually the title of a WorldNetDaily article by one of Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University faculty members).

“Vote Republican and we’ll bomb them Ay-Rabs into the stone age. With malice toward none and charity toward all, of course.”

“Hey, don’t blame us. The war came. Vote Republican, we’re the Party of Lincoln.”

“Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Kill, Kill, Kill. Vote Republican. We’re the right-to-life party.”

Good luck, Stephen. Looking forward to seeing you on the Fox News Channel.

The Best of Thomas DiLorenzo

Mr. Carson’s plan to become a high priced political consultant to the Republican Party is a good one. Here are two more slogans that he can use:

Militarism, Interventionism, Big Government: Vote Republican.

Plunder, Compromise, Sellouts: Vote Republican.

The Best of Laurence M. Vance