I was on O’Reilly’s show a couple of years ago to discuss my book, The Food and Drink Police: America’s Nannies, Busybodies, and Petty Tyrants (with Jim Bennett). There were at least half a dozen limos parked in front of Fox News in Mahhatten, and one of them picked me up at my hotel and returned me there after the show. If a mere peon like me gets a limo, surely Rupert Murdoch also foots the bill for a driver and car for The Great Bill O’Reilly. He bitches and moans about SUVs, but it’s a good bet he’s no stranger to gaz-guzzling limos.

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