The National Football League (NFL) just announced that it will paint Left-wing political slogans in the end zones; pay for Left-wing political indoctrination commercials during the games; and allow the players to display Left-wing political slogans on their helmets. This will definitely improve my golf game since I will no longer be spending any time on Sundays watching football and will hit the course instead. Buffalo wings and cold beer taste better after a round of Florida golf, anyway, so that’s an extra benefit.
Can’t say that I will miss the asinine commercials every thirty seconds; or the Soul Train dance exhibitions every time a black dude makes a tackle; or the enforcement of what seems to be thousands and thousands of bizarre rules by the referees; the endless blabbering by the paid blabberers during the game; or the fascist celebrations of war and the military before every game with flags covering the entire football field, paid for by the Pentagon’s propaganda machine with your hard-earned dollars confiscated from you by the IRS.
4:20 pm on August 31, 2020
