Awwww, Poor Babies!

Those patriots at the NSA and CIA sacrifice more than we ever suspected to trash the Const-sorry, protect America. Would you believe they’re willing to watch pornography in that quest? Yep: your taxes pay “imagery analysts and terrorism experts at U.S. intelligence agencies” to “sit in banal warrens of cubicles or in closed rooms in top-secret facilities scrutinizing the details of a nightmarish gallery of prisoner beheadings, attacks on U.S. military forces, and sexual abuse of children.”

And it’s not their own wickedness urging them to squander our money on such entertainment. No, “it’s their job to find clues in the material that might indicate how an attack was carried out, when another might be coming, and where terrorists are holding their hostages.”

Right. And Hitlery Clinton’s emails really don’t matter at this point, either.

The odd beheading aside, what Our Rulers see is “’mostly porn,’ a former intelligence officer who worked on counterterrorism operations, [said]. At the headquarters of the NSA in Ft. Meade, Md., another former intelligence officer said, there is a closed room set aside for watching porno clips.” Ah, shades of the TSA! What is it with bureaucrats anymore? Are any of them still shuffling papers or are they all leering at naked bodies?

But I interrupted our story: “…a dedicated ‘porn room’ might be the greatest office park [sic] imaginable.” Especially if buxom ladies cavort therein and the sylvan paths lead to short-stay motels. “But watching hours of the stuff becomes monotonous, analysts say.” Hmmm. Gives the NSA’s recruiting slogan — “We’re going to give you the opportunity to do some neat stuff you can’t do anywhere else” — a whole new slant, doesn’t it?

I bet you didn’t know that Islamic “terrorists love watching porn.” Yeah, these are the same guys who force women to dress in blankets and consider sluts’ “playing with my sexual parts” to be torture instead of enjoying it as  the NSA’s “imagery analysts” no doubt would. Then, too, Moslems take their Puritanical religion so seriously that they’re willing to die for it (what a rebuke to the lukewarm American Church!). But hey, when Allah isn’t watching, they’re as perverted as the spooks eavesdropping on them–or so Our voyeuristic and utterly mendacious Rulers claim.

All that porn exacts a “great toll on the viewers [sic] mental and sometimes physical health. Therefore, these analysts have a dedicated team of psychologists who work with them to deal with the emotional trauma they may experience while watching some of these horrific acts play out.” So we’re not only paying for these perverts’ pastime, we’re then shelling out for a cure, too. Meanwhile, I presume that’s the point of this preposterous propaganda: a naked, so to speak, attempt to rouse our sympathies for thugs who sponge off and spy on us. It certainly succeeded with the Daily Mail’s readers.

Has a more unspeakably filthy government ever existed than the Feds? These murderers, liars and thieves steal our money so they can lounge around watching snuff movies and porn while insisting such evil protects us. Join me in praying daily that the Lord will wipe these vile degenerates from the earth.

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