I played golf the other day and just showed up at the course and the starter put me with three other golfers.  On the first tee, after introducing ourselves, the other three, one by one, literally shouted with chest-thumping pride, “I’ve been vaccinated!!”  How about you?!,” as they all looked at each other (and me).  I told them that I’ve had the virus and am therefore seventeen times more immune than any of them.  I didn’t bother to inform them that they were the dangerous, disease-spreading ones, not me.  The cheerful, celebratory, sanctimonious holier-than-thou looks on their faces turned to dumbfoundedness.  They did manage one of those outstretched arm/keep-a-safe-distance knuckle “handshakes” at the end of the round, however.

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