The Epstein Files: A Peek Behind the Dark Curtain
March 23, 2026
“This is about the Epstein class. The people who are funding these attacks against me may or may not be implicated in these files….Donald Trump told us that even though he had dinner with these kinds of people in New York City and West Palm Beach that we would be transparent, but he’s not….This is the Epstein administration.”
-U.S. Rep. Thomas Massie
When we last left our possibly dead math teacher without a college degree turned billionaire sex trafficker, we had learned several disquieting things. Like how the elite apparently like to eat other humans. Pedophiles are bad enough, but cannibal pedophiles? And we saw how Jeffrey Epstein was intimate even with the Pope.
Now that the Trumpenstein administration has obeyed its marching orders from the possibly dead Bibi Netanyahu, and entangled us in a war that cannot be anything other than an unmitigated disaster, most of the populace has been distracted from all those secret code words for sex with minors. It’s obvious that leading Zionists freely deploy the pearl of wisdom found in one of Epstein’s emails, where he proclaimed “The goyim exist only to serve us.” Well, who can argue with him? The only reason the goys in the Trump White House did something so counterproductive to the interests of their own country is because they clearly exist only to serve their Israeli masters. If there’s another reason, I’d love to hear it. The Epstein Files have disappeared down the American Memory Hole. Which just happens to be the title of my latest book. You will love it. For all intents and purposes, these files have been treated like Trump’s “Democrat hoax.” But let’s look at them further, like good little Thought Criminals.
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First, we learn that the beloved Barack Obama was perfectly willing to pardon Epstein, who bragged, “So, Obama cannot pardon me, even though he would, he says. Because I didn’t commit a federal crime.” So it appears that Trump’s BFF was also pretty tight with his sworn ideological enemy. As Peter Secosh, the extraordinary researcher who is responsible for providing me with all this enlightening information, noted, “In July 2012, Epstein received emails about his donations to Bard College, with the subject line referencing: “‘Exceptional Public Schools Cited by Obama, Get Critical Backing from Investor, Jeffrey Epstein.’” So Epstein wasn’t just some pre-MAGA Trump loyalist. Hillary Clinton had the audacity to testify recently that “I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein.” Hmm. There’s a 2015 email from redacted to Epstein, in which it is stated, “I know you are close to Hillary.” In another, Olivier Colom, advisor to former French President Nicholas Sarkozy asks, “Could you organize a discreet meeting between Sarko and Hillary Clinton in NY?” Yet another email, in referencing Hillary, informs us that “I guess you know her pretty well.”
In contradiction to Trumpenstein’s repeated claims that he cut ties with Epstein in the early 2000s, in an April 2, 2011 email between Epstein and his Girl Friday Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein wrote, “I want you to realize that that dog that hasn’t barked is Trump… Virginia spent hours at my house with him. He has never once been mentioned. Police chief, etc. I’m 75% there.” “Virginia” is presumably the late Virginia Guiffre, who was Epstein’s most outspoken victim. A few weeks later, Epstein emailed his associate William Riley, and again mentions “Virginia,” writing, “Before I call Trump, with regard Virginia, are there any other alternatives?” Right after the 2016 election, Epstein’s secretary Lesley Groff revealed that “President Trump will be on St. Thomas on Sunday Nov. 26th.” Epstein’s private island Little St. James, is about a mile southeast of St. Thomas. In another email, from 2018, Epstein’s pilot Larry Visoski writes, “Jeffrey, FYI: Trump estimate arrival Jan 12, evening.”
Epstein apparently had a cordial relationship with counterculture icon Paul Krassner, who worked closely with the legendary Mae Brussell, and also had ties with both John Lennon and Manson “family” member “Squeaky” Fromme. Now, both Brussell and Krassner were as non-Irish as Epstein, so maybe it was simple tribalism at work. In one damning snippet from a 2017 email, Epstein wrote to Krassner, “I was pointing out that that alleged rape was reported to me at my house with Donald [Trump] and I raping her….The allegation was not at a pedophile party; it was at my house with me. To what wording would you suggest I change that?” In other emails, Krassner appears supportive of Epstein. One from 2017 reads, “As a friend, I’m saying my atheist prayers for you. Don’t let the bastards frame you.” I exchanged emails with Krassner some years before that, and he assured me that John Lennon did indeed have an interest in the JFK assassination. He and Epstein were a very odd non-Irish couple.

As has been noted, Epstein’s emails from 1999-2001 are missing. Well, maybe he decided to take a two year break from emailing. I mean, the guy was pretty busy setting up and blackmailing the most powerful figures in the world. And he lived at the Vatican for a while. Still, some intriguing 9/11 references managed to get through. A February, 2020 email in which both parties are redacted mentions, “If there is a grand jury on 9/11/01 and Epstein, then Berman knows they connect.” As Peter Secosh writes, “This is the same US Attorney Geoffrey S. Berman who didn’t do his job to put the 60 exhibits for the controlled demolitions of World Trade Center buildings 1, 2 & 7 before a grand jury per 18 USC 3332. The same Geoffrey S. Berman that put out a DOJ press release that Epstein was dead a day before he died.” A curious September 18, 2001 email, in an apparent allusion to 9/11, from Philip Levine (boy, these emails are loaded with non-Irish names) to Ghislaine Maxwell, asks, “Where is the real pilot?
In still another odd email, Ghislaine Maxwell wrote to obviously non-Irish actor Liev Schreiber just six days after 9/11, with the subject line: “New WTC Building!” This seems to be inappropriately light hearted, and there is no text in Ghislaine’s email. Schreiber simply responds, “how are you?” In an undated email from Hyatt Hotels CEO Thomas Pritzker to Ghislaine, the non-Irish billionaire jokes about all the Arabs being eliminated by 2032. I wonder why Epstein Island had a “dental room” featuring creepy masks, one of which looks very much like Trump administration insider Howard Lutnick? JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon, who I don’t have to identify at this point as non-Irish, like Hillary Clinton vehemently denied any connection to Epstein, telling the Senate Banking Committee in 2022: “I’ve never met Jeff Epstein…I have no idea what they’re referring to…” But in a 2010 email, Lesley Groff asks, “Shall I have Lynn prepare ‘heavy snacks’ for your evening appointments with….Jamie Dimon?” What exactly are “heavy snacks?” I’ve never had them. Never even heard of them. But then again, I can’t figure out all these code words. And no matter what, I still love pizza. But they can torture me all they want; I don’t like jerky or grape soda.
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The current Ambassador to Turkey & Special Envoy to Syria, Tom Barrack, was close enough to Epstein to appear in over 100 emails and texts in the Files. In one email, Epstein asks him to “Send photos of you and child. Make me smile.” Now, the shockingly non-non-Irish Barrack is the father of six children, so possibly tender hearted Jeffrey just wanted to see a touching parent/child photo. That’s certainly what the fact checkers would say. More difficult to explain are the allegations against Apollo Global Management chairman Leon Black, where a victim recounted, “Black bites part of her vagina, violence was arousing for him…” In another part of this May 26, 2023 report, it is stated, “Epstein and Black used to talk about victim and described her as being 10.” Black’s son Benjamin works in the Trump administration as CEO of the U.S. International Development Finance Corporation. In an email invite to Jeffrey Epstein, Elon Musk was listed as a guest at a 2014 event featuring celebrity performance artist and occultist Marina Abramovic, noted for her “spirit cooking” Marina assures us she’s not a Satanist. And certainly not a cannibal.
Then there’s this disturbing exchange between one of my former favorite filmmakers, Woody Allen, and the Jewish sex trafficker who once roomed at the Vatican: EPSTEIN: “Idi Amin” ALLEN: “He didn’t just cause heartburn he ate them.” EPSTEIN: “Hearts.” ALLEN: “At least I’m thinner.” EPSTEIN: “Because you also eat the bones providing fiber.” ALLEN: “I don’t like waste.” That could have come right out of the screenplay for Sleeper or Take the Money and Run. In a 2011 exchange between someone named Nadia and someone named Sarah, a birthday gift of a “human skull bowl” is discussed. As Sarah says, “Never too much for Jeffrey Epstein. He loves that shit.” But Nadia reveals, “Turns out I actually need a medical license to buy it.” Epstein could have checked with Skull and Bones. They’ve long been rumored to have Geronimo’s skull in their possession. And I guess if you’re going to eat young human flesh, what better way to do so than with a human skull bowl?
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