Why Almost Nothing is Cheap

Stocks, bonds, and urban property—conventional investments—aren’t cheap in today’s investment world.

Because of the trillions of currency units that governments all over the world have created since the start of the crisis in 2007, financial assets are grossly overpriced. Meanwhile, real wages are slipping rapidly among those who are working, and—regardless of what official figures say—a large portion of the population is unemployed or underemployed. The next chapter in this sad drama will include a rapid rise in consumer prices.

We are in a financial no-man’s land. That said, what you should do with your time and money presents some tough alternatives. “Saving” is compromised because of depreciating currency and artificially low interest rates. “Investing” is problematical because of a deteriorating economy, unpredictable and increasing regulation, and rising taxes. “Speculation” is the best answer, of course, and I cover what that means elsewhere. But it may not suit everyone as a methodology.

There are, however, several other alternatives to dealing with the question, “What should I do with my time and money now?” They include active business, entrepreneurialism, innovation, “hoarding,” and agriculture. There’s obviously some degree of overlap with these things, but they are essentially different in nature.

Active Business

Warren Buffet’s success notwithstanding, relatively few large fortunes have been made by investing. Most are made by creating, building, and running a business. But the same things that make investing hard today are going to make active business even harder. Sure, there will be plenty of people out there to hire—but in today’s litigious and regulated environment, an employee is a large potential liability as much as a current asset.

Business itself is seen as a convenient milk cow by bankrupt governments—and it’s much easier to tap small businesses than taxpayers at large. Big business (which I’ll arbitrarily define as companies with at least several thousand employees) actually encourages regulation and taxes because their main competition is from small businesses: namely, you. Big business is much more able to absorb the cost of new regulation and can hire lobbyists to influence its direction. Businesses that are “too big to fail” can count on government help.

You certainly don’t want to be an employee, but running an active business is increasingly problematical. Unless it’s a special situation, I’d be inclined to sell a business, take the money, and run. It’s Atlas Shrugged time.

Entrepreneurialism

An entrepreneur is “one who takes between,” looking at the French roots of the word. Buy here for a dollar, sell there for two—a good business if you can do it with a million widgets, hopefully, all at once and on credit. An entrepreneur ideally needs few employees and little fixed overhead.

Just as a speculator capitalizes on distortions in the financial markets, an entrepreneur does so in the business world. The more distortions in the market, the more bankruptcies and distress sales, the more variation in prosperity and attitudes between countries, and the more opportunities for the entrepreneur.

The years to come are going to be tough on investors and businessmen but full of opportunity for speculators and entrepreneurs. Keep your passport current, your powder dry, and your eyes open. I suggest you reform your thinking along those lines.

Innovation

The two mainsprings of human progress are saving (producing more than you consume and setting aside the difference) and new technology (improved ways of doing things).

Innovation takes a certain kind of mind and skill set. Not everyone can be an Edison, a Watt, a Wright, or a Ford. However, with more scientists and engineers alive today than have lived in all history put together, you can plan on lots more in the way of innovation.

What you want to do is put yourself in front of innovation; even if you aren’t the innovator, you can be a facilitator—something like Steve Ballmer was to Bill Gates—which will give you an excuse to hang out with the younger generation and play amateur venture capitalist.

This argues for two things. One is reading very broadly (but especially in science) so that you can more easily make the correct decision as to which innovations will be profitable. The other is building enough capital to liberate your time to try something new and perhaps put money into start-ups.

Hoarding

In the days when gold and silver were day-to-day money, “saving” was actually identical to “hoarding.” The only difference was the connotation of the words.

Today you can no longer even hoard copper coins because (unbeknownst to Boobus americanus) there’s very little copper left in the penny. It’s now 97.5% zinc. It will soon disappear from circulation anyway.

Let’s dismiss the foolish and anachronistic idea of saving dollars in a bank as well. So what can you save with in today’s monetarily distorted world? The answer is “useful things,” mainly household commodities. I’m not sure exactly how bad the Greater Depression will be or how long it will last, but it makes all the sense in the world to stockpile usable things in lieu of monetary savings.

The things I’m talking about could be generally described as “consumer perishables.” Instead of putting $10,000 extra in the bank to be inflated away, go out and buy things like motor oil, ammunition, light bulbs, toilet paper, cigarettes, liquor, soap, sugar, and dried beans. There are many advantages to doing this.

Taxes – As these things go up in price and you consume them, you won’t have any resulting taxes, as you would for a successful investment.

Volume Savings – When you buy a whole bunch at once, especially when Walmart or Costco has them on sale, you’ll greatly reduce your cost.

Convenience – You’ll have them all now and won’t have to waste time getting them later, especially if they’re no longer readily available. Expect shortages in the years ahead.

There are hundreds of items to put on the list and much more to be said about the whole approach. The idea is basically that of my old friend John Pugsley, which he explained fully in his book The Alpha Strategy. Take this point very seriously. It’s something absolutely everybody can and should do.

Agriculture

During the last generation, mothers wanted their kids to grow up and be investment bankers. That thought will be totally banished soon and for a long time. I suspect farmers and ranchers will become the next paradigm of success after being viewed as backward hayseeds for generations.

Agriculture isn’t an easy business, and it has plenty of risks. But there’s always going to be a demand for its products. Margins are low or non-existent at the moment. Corn, soy, coffee, cotton, and other agricultural commodities are currently selling for only a bit more than their cost of production, which is unsustainable. This means bargains are available now. Eventually, margins will go way up. There’s still plenty of potential farmland around the world that’s wild or fallow, but politics is likely to keep it that way. The population won’t be growing that much (and will be falling in the developed world), but some people will be wealthier and want to eat better. You want the kind of food that people with money prefer.

I’m not crazy about commodity-type foods, like wheat, soy, and corn; these are high-volume, industrial-style foods, subject to political interference. And they’re not important as foods for wealthy people, which is the profitable part of the market. Niche markets with niche products are the way to fly.

I suggest upmarket specialty products like exotic fruits and vegetables, fish, dairy, and beef. The problem is that in “advanced” countries like the US, national, state, and local governments often make small commercial producers’ lives absolutely miserable. Maybe you can grow stuff, but it’s extremely costly in terms of paperwork and legal fees to sell it, especially if the product is animal-based—meat, milk, cheese, and such. Niche foods are, however, potentially a very good business. Eternal optimist that I am, I see one of the many benefits of the impending bankruptcy of most governments as again making it feasible to grow and sell food locally.

Above all, this isn’t the time for business as usual. You’ll notice that “Working in a conventional job” didn’t occur on the list above. And I pity the poor fools working for some corporation and hoping things get better.

Reprinted with permission from International Man.