Woke is the concept that everything must be inclusive and inoffensive. Oh dear! Being hyperaware of everyone’s sensitivities must make one a hell of a bore. I recently flew down to Charlottesville, Virginia, where I had gone to university, to speak at a memorial service for my friend Willy von Raab. The other speaker was P.J. O’Rourke, and in front of a packed congregation P.J. and I managed to not exactly be woke time and again. If woke means boring someone to death, neither P.J. nor I got close. We had people laughing and applauding, and the kind and sophisticated vicar told me afterward that his church and congregation appreciate truth rather than pretension.
After the service and the speeches, we all gathered in the parish house next to the church for lunch and drinks. Willy’s friends were mostly Americans—ladies and gentlemen, Southerners, well brought up and well educated. I didn’t hear anything off-color or words like “dude,” “shit,” or the ever-present f-word, now used by big-city dwellers as a verb, adverb, and adjective. Or other incomprehensible-to-me words such as “dead-ass,” as read in The New Yorker, once upon a time a sophisticated weekly now turned into a vulgar hymnal for cool dudes who hate Trump voters more than they loathe uncool resistance to the f-word. Amazon.com $50 Gift Ca... Buy New $50.00 (as of 02:55 EST - Details)
Never mind. There are worse things on the horizon where “woke” is concerned: like George Washington. It seems that murals in a San Francisco high school depicting his life are creating a hostile environment for certain students, and the massive frescoes that were painted around eighty years ago show slaves and dead Native Americans, a red cloth nowadays if there ever was one.
Now, we’ve been through all this before. Confederate generals’ statues are an endangered species, as is the Confederate flag—one I saw, however, proudly hanging in front of a beautiful old house near Charlottesville. So what will become of American history? Are we going to allow a few knee-jerk buffoon elites from The New York Times, The New Yorker, and the networks to decide what our children learn? Honest Abe wanted to repatriate the Africans brought over as slaves, and their children’s children also. Will the Lincoln Memorial be turned into the Maya Angelou one? I suspect there’s going to be a hell of a lot of apologizing, and soon, if these “elites” have their way. Pope Francis has already started it by begging forgiveness in South America, and that arch-phony Justin Trudeau has followed suit. The latest rewriting of history took place recently, when Mexico’s president Obrador wrote to the King of Spain requesting an apology for what the Spaniards did to the locals more than 500 years ago.