It ain’t so much the things we don’t know that get us in trouble. It’s the things we know that ain’t so.
– Artemus Ward
I blogged, awhile back, on the comment made by a top federal official who, in responding to Edward Snowden’s Internet release of top-secret NSA documents, said that the government would be able to secure the return of such information. The implication was that the government could order Internet providers to reverse the processes by which such documents were distributed to millions of Internet users. Underlying this claim is the apparent belief that Internet providers function as a kind of storehouse of various kinds of information, to which users apply for access. It is not an exaggeration, in their world, to analogize a provider – such as Google – as a public library, making stored information available to users, and being able to demand its return to the “library.” The Wizards of Ozymand... Best Price: $9.99 Buy New $1.99 (as of 12:05 EST - Details)
This bit of nonsensical thinking is currently being promoted by another faction that seeks legislation allowing teenagers to “erase” or “retract” e-mails or blogs they had earlier put out into the Internet. The California legislature has already been suckered into participating in such delusional thinking by enacting a statute providing such a “right,” and efforts are underway to get Congress to do the same. At the request of a teenager, prior messages that might later prove embarrassing to him or her could be erased from the Internet.
Foolishness of this sort is a reminder of just how far out of touch with reality are those who continue to insist upon the idea that society can be effectively managed by the pyramidal structuring of people’s lives. Desperate to reinforce the top-down weltanschauung from which they invariably think and act, these people are not inclined to allow reality to interfere with their fantasies. If they had any basic understanding of the nature of the Internet, they would at once see the absurdity of their proposals. The Internet is not a place, but a system in which words and other images can be freely communicated to any who desire to receive them and, in turn, to respond to and/or pass them on to others. Like the old common law proposition that no longer protected a copyright once a written work had been “published” (i.e., made public), releasing information, ideas, or other material into the Internet is to place them beyond the control of their author or of anyone else. Those who believe that Google controls, directs, possesses, or otherwise manages the substance of what is put into the Internet haven’t the slightest idea of the anarchistic nature of this system that allows men and women to directly communicate with one another without the intercession of authorities. Like the early-morning warblings of a meadowlark, or the evening release of jasmine scents, words put into the Internet are no longer subject to the control of, or the return to, their authors.
There is no way that the NSA’s secrets can ever be “brought back” into the exclusive control of the state, any more than can Willie Zilch’s teenage Internet comments be erased from the memories of those who had once read them, downloaded them, or sent them on to others. Those who believe otherwise may soon be informing us of a means by which our virginity may be restored!
While the study of chaos and complexity informs us that the interplay between our thinking and the nonlinear nature of our world makes events both uncertain and unpredictable, those who insist upon the linear control and management of the world will continue presenting us with their top-down whimsical illusions as to how society should run. The harsh reality that terrifies such minds is that the antiquated vertical paradigm is collapsing, being replaced by a horizontal model. The coerced obedience to authority that centralizes decision-making in the hands of modern philosopher-kings, is eroding in favor of decentralized networking among men and women who voluntarily cooperate with one another. Those who cling to the traditional model see social order as a quality to be dictated, while the emerging paradigm focuses upon order that arises spontaneously through human interaction. The content of vertically-structured order awaits the outcome of elections, while the horizontally-networked order depends upon focused minds prepared to identify, act upon, and create informal patterns of orderliness. In Restraint of Trade:... Buy New $19.00 (as of 06:05 EST - Details)
I hesitate to speculate on additional foolishness that the top-down crowd might spring on us as they continue their desperate fight against the real “terrorist threat” to their lives: the fear that increasing numbers of people will find the world of the decentralized and the horizontal more suited to their interests, and ignore – or abandon entirely – the violent and regimented systems of institutionally-dominated order. People who believe that words, communicated to others, can be retrieved and returned from whence they originated, are capable of all sorts of Alice-in-Wonderland fantasies. If the Internet’s capacities for the decentralized sharing of ideas, information, and other expressions of conscious thought sufficiently terrorize our rulers, perhaps an all-out war on the content of human consciousness awaits us.
George Orwell’s prescience may be resorted to by the political classes in proposing what might be called a federal Ministry of Truth. Among the agencies that might be subsumed within this department are the following:
 Internet Retrieval Agency. This bureau would involve itself in recovering anything published on the Internet that displeases the established powers.
 Internet Gatekeeper Authority. This office – long desired by Hillary Clinton – would have to approve both the author and the content of anything to be placed on the Internet. In keeping with Hillary’s concern that not just anyone should be permitted to put whatever they want onto the Internet, would-be Internet contributors would first be required to obtain a license from this agency. As part of the licensing process, a background check would be conducted on the applicant to make certain that only “responsible” information and ideas would be allowed onto the Internet. That the Internet already has a “gatekeeper” in the form of the “Enter” key on each individual’s keyboard will, of course, be ignored, as such powers remain in the hands most feared by the ruling classes: independent individuals.
 Department of Memory-Hole Management. This agency would be the most important part of the Ministry of Truth because of its assigned role in eliminating the confusion and uncertainty that arise from the numerous and varied ideas and information that accompany the free expression of opinions. There is already enough chaos in our lives, it would be argued, without people having to distinguish truth from falsehood on their own. This office would be staffed by men and women from academia, thus assuring support from the professional intellectuals whose certified academic credentials will help persuade others that “truth” will be served by this program.
Any ideas, news stories, documentary evidence, published opinions, or other information that does not serve established interests will, even if previously approved, be relegated to what Orwell called the “memory-hole.” Did FDR manipulate the Japanese government into attacking Pearl Harbor, thus providing him the excuse to enter World War II? If a “yes” answer is useful to the ruling classes, the evidence will be allowed to stand, just as a “no” answer will forever remove it from public view. Calculated Chaos: Inst... Best Price: $6.73 Buy New $41.95 (as of 10:55 EST - Details)
 Department of Intellectual Standards and Security. Working closely with the Department of Memory-Hole Management, this agency’s function will be to identify and standardize what constitutes “truth” in society, thus relieving the populace of the insecurity occasioned by the diversity of thought and ideas from which they would have the burden of making individual choices. Part of this department’s operations will include the Division of Intellectual Ecology, whose purpose will be to cleanse the intellectual environment of “impurities” generated by thought that pollutes the New World Order’s societal collective. Refraining from labeling such actions as “censorship” or “book-burning” – i.e., giving them different names – will relieve any anxieties harbored by Boobus.
For those whose minds are unable or unwilling to abandon their individualized pursuits of understanding, this department will provide Intellectual Recovery Services (aka psycho-surgeries) to remove mental barriers to the transformation of their thinking. When questioned about this practice, its supporters will defend it as being more civilized than burning deviants at the stake! Such services will, of course, be covered as part of the system of universal healthcare.
Boobus will also take comfort in being told that the Ministry of Truth will be devoted to the preservation of First Amendment guarantees. Far from restricting freedom of expression, the state will promote it by requiring every citizen to engage in “affirmative action” to facilitate it. Once a year, every man and woman will be obliged to report to an enclosed facility maintained by the Office of First Amendment Protection Services, where they will be allowed to speak their minds on any subject. In order to protect each speaker from the harassment, heckling, invasion of privacy, or violent reactions of others, no other persons will be allowed into the facility – to be known as “free speech zones” – with armed police guards present to protect the rights of speakers.
An important function of the Intellectual Standards and Security Department will be to license all persons who desire to speak in public (i.e., audiences of two or more persons). In order to elicit the support of conservatives, an exception will be granted to all persons who wish to speak to one another in a family setting. This exemption will, of course, leave open for debate the question of whether gays and lesbians qualify as “families,” thus preserving one of the many conflict-ridden issues that pervade society.
The licensing of speech will be defended by those enamored of government regulation of broadcasting, as well as mandated product standards. “Manufacturers may not make false or misleading claims about their products,” we will be reminded, “so why shouldn’t the same requirements for truth-telling apply to speech? Are you against truth?” In order to assure uniformity in the formulation of speech standards, the Department of Education will be brought into the Ministry of Truth, as will the Federal Communications Commission, whose regulatory and licensing powers will be extended to newspapers and other print media. In this way, the confusion and uncertainty that prevail when differing ideas and values are allowed expression will be minimized.
Does all of this sound preposterous and unworkable? If the statists believe that they are able to restore our reputations – and virginity? – and erase our past peccadilloes from public view, why would we not expect them to extend and universalize such beneficent powers? Isn’t the enforced uniformity of thought and conduct the essence of what it means to live in a free and creative society? Is our Brave New World New World Order to be held back by individuals whose thinking does not conform to an institutionally-mandated consensus of opinion?