And you thought stubbing your toe on the corner of the couch hurts bad now. Introducing the CouchBunker, a fire-rated gun safe hidden inside a custom built couch. Oh but does it get better: every CouchBunker comes with a bullet proof cushions fit with carry straps, so that they can be used as shields.The CouchBunker is the finest in lounge-centric security from the BedBunker company, which makes — surprise — safes that you can sleep on.
“If you break it down and remove the cushions, you notice it looks like a normal sofa. But open up the lid, and you have a concealed gun safe,” explained the company’s Brian Poitevent to KHOU.
“[The] CouchBunker … is available in a wide range of styles, leather and fabric coverings creating choices from game room casual to living room formal,” according to the product page. “Charles Alan Inc., a Ft. Worth contract furniture house, makes the couches, to order.”
“The safe portion is the size of one-half of a queen sized bed, and weighs 650 pounds,” it continues. “The safe is 78 inches long by 29.5 inches wide, and 14 inches deep. It is lined with a two-hour fire wall.” Complete with the couch and cushions the whole CouchBunker weighs 900 pounds, sans arms and ammo, of which it can hold a great deal.
The cushions, when equipped with optional ballistic inserts, will stop up to .44 Magnum rounds.
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