Recently by James Altucher: Three Stories About Billionaires
I was going into the city to give a talk about college education to an audience of about 150 education experts.
Im an expert because I wrote a book.
The speakers were me, some professor, some head of tuitions at some shit school (i.e. the one I graduated from), the NYC Chancellor of something (I got there late and everyone just kept referring to him as The Chancellor so Im not sure what he was Emperor of or whatever).
My topic: why they had all wasted their time, money, and lives on going to college.
I told a lot of jokes during my talk.
I have an excellent preparation technique: While other people were giving their talks I had been downstairs watching Louis CK on my phone. I like to prepare for a talk by laughing.
Then it was my turn to speak upstairs. I got everybody to laugh quite a bit.
But the bottom line is: the system is broken, the middle class is disappearing, being carved through the middle by a trillion dollars in student loan debt, and everyone is still raising tuition faster than inflation. And 50% of kids with college degrees now are underemployed.
And that one statistic that if you go to college you make a million dollars more is totally flawed and I explained why using basic Statistics 101 knowledge (explained in detail in this post).
I also talked about the people I met when I wandered around NYU interviewing students about how they were going to handle their student loan debt.
I talked about the girl who was practically naked while hula hooping so she could make debt payments from a tip jar. I spoke about the two kids who got degrees but were now clerks in an eyeglass store getting paid by the hour, and they felt they were lucky because most of their other friends did not have jobs.
And I told my story of how I spent 3 years studying computers then 2 years in grad school for computers then had to take remedial computer classes once I got a job.
The woman who spoke immediately after me, a computer professor from the shit school I graduated from, said, well James went to our college and was successful so it couldnt be all that bad.
And everyone laughed and clapped.
The rest of her talk was about some bullshit called MOOCs. A way for people to pay colleges lots of money while not paying attention to anything.
The Chancellor of Whatever spoke at one point and said I was idiotic.
The woman after that was in charge of tuitions at same college. She said Tutions will always go up faster than inflation. She said, We have to be able to hire competitive researchers.
I leaned over to Claudia while continuing my game of backgammon on my phone and said, she forgot to say the word educators.
Later, during the Q&A, one woman asked: I need to get a masters in education to teach but it costs the same as an MBA. That doesnt seem fair. What should I do?
Nobody had an answer for her. I had an answer but felt shy about saying it. My answer was: You have to quit your job as a teacher. Thats the only way to let them know this is a problem. Reduce supply. Your value goes up. Then you can dictate the rules of the universe.
Another question. This one for me. What about that statistic that says you make a million dollars more if you go to college. I said, Please refer to the talk I just gave. He had a follow up, So are you saying the system is broken?