Recently by James Altucher: How To Have the FORCE
OK, I said, Ill take 50 of these. It was about $1 for the 50. On the back of the pills it clearly stated FOR SALE ONLY WITH A PRESCRIPTION FROM A REGISTERED MEDICAL PRACTITIONER.
I had no prescription. I had just gone to a random store. They sold cookies also. They sold me the 50 pills. Asked if I wanted more. They showed me prescription strength ibuprofen. I took 100. Another dollar.
I had back pain. I had stretched too far. Done something wrong in a move I had done 100 times before. But I wanted to impress. I was in India. I was sweating more, stretching more, the world-famous teacher walking around the class was looking over occasionally. I was probably the oldest person in the class and they were all twisting into pretzels. But I had to at least show I had improved over the year before.
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Then my back hurt so much I could barely walk. I was ashamed. I took a couple of days off. But I didnt want to skip anymore or show up in a weakened state, only able to do baby moves (although babies are much more flexible than me so wrong analogy).
When I got back home I googled the pills. I had three goals. Does it work as a painfkilller, is there recreational use? (why not), is it addictive, and will it kill me. I guess thats four goals. The fourth I took for granted.
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It turns out on the entire world wide web made up of over one billion people, people have a mixed opinion on this drug, tramadol. It sort of works like codeine, but its the opposite. Its highly addictive, but it was made to avoid addiction. It makes you feel happy, but can also cause epileptic seizures. The worst is, if you get addicted and then stop taking it you start to feel electric shocks all over you body within 12 hours.
I had originally asked for percocet but they laughed and said, Not in India, sir. They kept laughing. Then they sold me this. Theres no rules here.
Heres my plan: in an hour Im going to take one of these and then 600mg of Ibuprofen, which I also bought in pill form in the same medical store. Heres the stupid thing about the US FDA. 600mg of Ibuprofen is 1.5x prescription strength (400mg) but you can buy 200mg anywhere. So why ever get a prescription? Just take 3 tablets.
I figured with the double-strength painkiller I can do the workout and then worry about the epileptic seizures and addiction later.
So I made several mistakes that are all too common in various areas of life: