The Twelve Days of Christmas (Government Version)

On the first day of Christmas, the government gave to me… A September 11th security fee. On the second day of Christmas, the government gave to me… A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee. On the third day of Christmas, the government gave to me… A $3 trillion budget. A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee. On the fourth day of Christmas, the government gave to me… Four spy cameras. A $3 trillion budget. A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee. Rethinking the Good War Laurence M. Vance Best Price: $15.41 Buy New $5.95 (as of 06:05 EDT - Details) On the fifth day of Christmas, the government gave to me… Five government czars. Four spy cameras. A $3 trillion budget. A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee. On the sixth day of Christmas, the government gave to me… Six warrantless searches. Five government czars. Four spy cameras. A $3 trillion budget. A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee. On the seventh day of Christmas, the government gave to me… Seven regulators a regulating. Six warrantless searches. Five government czars. Four spy cameras. A $3 trillion budget. A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee. Christianity and War a... Laurence M. Vance Best Price: $5.81 Buy New $5.96 (as of 05:55 EDT - Details) On the eighth day of Christmas, the government gave to me… Eight TSA goons a groping. Seven regulators a regulating. Six warrantless searches. Five government czars. Four spy cameras. A $3 trillion budget. A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee. On the ninth day of Christmas, the government gave to me… Nine CIA agents a torturing. Eight TSA goons a groping. Seven regulators a regulating. Six warrantless searches. Five government czars. Four spy cameras. A $3 trillion budget. A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee. On the tenth day of Christmas, the government gave to me… Ten extraordinary renditions. Nine CIA agents a torturing. Eight TSA goons a groping. Seven regulators a regulating. Six warrantless searches. Five government czars. Four spy cameras. A $3 trillion budget. A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee. The Revolution that Wa... Laurence M. Vance Best Price: $51.48 Buy New $5.76 (as of 06:05 EDT - Details) On the eleventh day of Christmas, the government gave to me… Eleven secret prisons. Ten extraordinary renditions. Nine CIA agents a torturing. Eight TSA goons a groping. Seven regulators a regulating. Six warrantless searches. Five government czars. Four spy cameras. A $3 trillion budget. A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee. On the twelfth day of Christmas, the government gave to me… Twelve black ops missions. Eleven secret prisons. Ten extraordinary renditions. Nine CIA agents a torturing. Eight TSA goons a groping. Seven regulators a regulating. Six warrantless searches. Five government czars. Four spy cameras. A $3 trillion budget. A bill for two foreign wars. And a September 11th security fee.