Post-Election Postmortem: What's Different?

     

So the House of Representatives changes hands; what’s different? Beneath the media frenzy: not much.

A "throw the bums out" mid-term election left more than a few bums untouched, but the corporate-financed Republicrats did manage to wrest the House of Representatives from the investment bank-greased palms of the Demopublicans.

(Note to Nevada: did the popping of the Las Vegas real estate bubble so dispirit you that you couldn’t even rouse yourself to kick the twitching carcass of Harry Reid off the back of the pickup truck?)

Speaking of twitching carcasses, let’s proceed with our post-election postmortem.

1. The Republicrats want to roll back Obamacare. So the fraud-riddled, incomprehensibly complicated, out-of-control Obamacare that absorbs 20% of the nation’s GDP like a black hole will be jettisoned in favor of the previous fraud-riddled, incomprehensibly complicated, out-of-control sickcare "system" (and I use the word loosely) that absorbed 20% of the nation’s GDP, twice the per capita cost of other advanced post-industrial nations such as Japan and Germany.

Can you spell "competitive disadvantage"? Squandering 10% of our GDP on "defensive medicine" tests, meds, procedures and other sickcare is the equivalent of a 10% VAT tax (value-added tax) on the entire U.S. economy.

Do the Republicrats have any Grand Plan to actually revolutionize sickcare, pre-Obama or otherwise? No. Their "plan" is to channel 20+% of the GDP to the same sickcare cartels which ruled the roost pre-Obamacare and post-Obamacare.

Please excuse my lack of enthusiasm for a return to insurance companies, Big Pharma et al. skimming 20% off the top of the economy while the health of the citizenry measurably declines every year.

Welcome to heck, America. Your "healthcare" is the "plan" of choice here in Heck. The Devil is a huge fan of your "system."

2. The political class will continue blaming China for its own excesses and appalling avoidance of responsibility. Let’s see how the scapegoating works when China’s stupendous credit/real estate bubble pops.

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Blaming others is a time-honored dodge, but does it actually solve any problems? Isn’t that what adulthood is about, accepting responsibility? (Note to incoming Republicrats: strong economies have strong currencies, weak economies have weak currencies. Allowing the Fed to crush the U.S. dollar is not a pathway to a robust economy.)

3. The Republicrats want to reduce the Federal deficit but they are terrified of losing support should they call Americans on their grotesque hypocrisy. Slash deficit spending, but leave my entitlements and fiefdom alone.

That is another feature here in Heck: permanent adolescence, where everyone is throwing a pathetic, spoiled-brat tantrum: that they "earned" their entitlement and their share if the swag. So calls to reduce Central State expropriation boil down to internecine conflict between protected fiefdoms (a favorite Survival+ term), i.e. cut the other guys’ swag but leave my "deserved" swag untouched.

So after an appropriately earnest speech or two about "fiscal responsibility," (hahahahaha, to quote the Mogambo Guru), the Republicrats will cave and pick up their old habits of borrow-and-spend.

Adjustments will be made, of course; those leeching "99ers" collecting unemployment will be axed, and we’ll appropriate those billions to the wonderfully supportive government of Pakistan, which can’t do enough to further our goal of establishing a friendly "government" (and I use the term loosely) in Afghanistan.

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November 11, 2010