Clinton Versus Obama: The Book

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The struggle between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination was an epic one. It will undoubtedly spawn a book or two about the contest. The following are some suggested titles that a few acquaintances of mine and I have come up with for such a tome:

  • Hillary Shrugged
  • Hillary's Complaint
  • Hillary's End
  • Obama and the Art of Media Manipulation
  • The Obamabots Guide to the Galaxy
  • The Wright Stuff
  • The Legend of Deeply Hollow
  • No Country for Older Women
  • Invasion of the Caucus Snatchers
  • Invasion of the Delegate Snatchers
  • Take the Misogyny and Run
  • How Green Was My Candidate
  • A Man for All Political Leanings
  • I, Obama
  • Obamabi the Dick
  • Weathering Slights
  • As I Lay Spying
  • Axelrod's Fables
  • Raging Bullshit
  • The Silence of the Superdelegates
  • Origin of the Specious
  • Jesse Jackson and the Chocolate Nut Factory
  • Dude Be Not Proud
  • The Hijacker's Guide to the White House
  • Swindler's List
  • Kill Bill Vol. 3
  • Sense and Insensitivity
  • For Whom the Bots Toll
  • For Whom the Bots Troll
  • Something Mulatto This Way Comes
  • Grim Fairy Tales
  • Faith of My Pflegers
  • Blazing Straddles
  • La Bouge et le Noir
  • The Count of Monte Schizo
  • Big Two-Faced Liar
  • Gone Changin' With the Wind
  • War and Race
  • Field of Schemes
  • The Lyin' King
  • The Red Badge of Race Baiting
  • Belittle Women
  • Barack the Obscure
  • The Bible (King Obama Version)

July 30, 2008