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Bipartisanship For Dummies

This is a simple concept but some Americans are having trouble understanding it. Obviously, bipartisanship is a wonderful thing, all those marvelous pundits are suddenly expounding upon it and lauding its virtues. Aren’t we experiencing the results already, as we shop maniacally to support the "holiday" yet not offending anyone by mentioning the name of Christ?

So let’s consider what bipartisanship means. As kids, we had no trouble understanding things like this. For example, you toss a coin, grin wickedly, and exclaim, "Heads I win, tails you lose!" The Russians understood this as far back as the eighties when there was a joke current in Moscow which told of a stockcar race between Brezhnev and Reagan: with only two cars in the race, the Soviet leader managed to place second, while the Yankee imperialist war monger placed a distant next to last!"

So bipartisanship means simply that one must suspend disbelief and act as if suddenly the world is a wonderful place, where the enemies of freedom seek only what’s best for us all. Bipartisanship, has in fact, brought us to the wonderful new utopia we now inhabit.

With Jesse Jackson lambasting Republicans as the new Nazis we really have to reach for our doofus filters to understand what’s going on. It was Republicans who in gross error, passed the Civil Rights Bill – you know the one, the monstrous legislation that forbids freedom of association. The bill for which Democrats have been taking credit ever since.

The Republicans, sadly, went along in large numbers with the Great Society which was to lift the poor out of their sad state. This is called "doing the work of the American people." One could also call it taking the money earned by American workers and giving it to those who don’t work. This has cost us somewhere between three and five trillion dollars but don’t despair – that just happens to be the size of the national debt. We didn’t spend any "real" money.

Destroying our economy–the real economy, not the farce the airheads on TV talk about–was a bipartisan deal. So what if your wife has to work now and your kids grow up with no supervision other than a Yankee government school which teaches socialism, new age religion, and sexual perversity? You wanted bipartisan government, and baby you got it.

So what if too many of the black people of this country no longer grow up in two-parent families aand are victims of killers weaned on the terrifying rhythms of "gangsta" music, where women are referred to routinely as whores and bitches?" Yet Jesse Jackson thinks we haven’t done enough. I wonder what remains to be done? What’s left to destroy? Even the churches in the black community have become socialist bastions, assuming in their government-sponsored naiveté that somehow God wants bipartisanship. Yeah, it’s time to move on – we’ve helped them enough – look out Hispanics, here come the social reformers!

Yet the blacks, under the dubious leadership of the Democrats, have voted overwhelmingly for unlimited immigration: another bipartisan bit of chicanery. Don’t they know that those Koreans they hate so much are immigrants?

While I’m picking on the blacks, and I must, after watching their lemming-like behavior in this recent farce of an election, let me add they seem to overwhelmingly favor gun control based on their voting record. Hmm. Don’t many of them live in the very neighborhoods most victimized by hoodlums? One supposes they are very much impressed by their local police!

So let’s get down to who the real dummies are: the Americans who have funded the destruction of their own freedoms. Whose families are little islands of discontent in the midst of long hectic days of hard work and coordinating tasks like picking up their kids from the government babysitters. Bipartisanship has worked for them. Oh yeah…

Americans accept mass migration as if their culture, the one that created all this wealth, were somehow evil. They accept socialist government and the police state, as if betraying their ancestors shows some kind of moral commitment to doing the right thing. They cringe in guilt when race baiters like Jackson lecture them on their many sins. A good many of them voted Democratic, to hasten the demise of what’s left of their country.

Bipartisanship means supporting any war that comes down the pike, and turning the military into an aggressor force, while using them as a socialist workshop to try out new and disgusting theories about gender. It means killing half a million children in Iraq.

It means killing our own unborn children in numbers that baffle the mind, and rend the heart. A few wretched men in black robes take the blame for that, but it took a bipartisan Congress to let them to get away with it.

So what of the "red area" on the election map? The part of America where work still gets down, and people still pray? Where we own weapons? Where black people are not huddled into government-organized ghettos and are making a difference in their communities? Are we to accept bipartisanship? Did we vote overwhelmingly against the welfare-warfare state only to embrace that very thing?

Perhaps we did. Bush is "reaching out" to Democrats, and promoting a time of healing. How sick that cliché sounds – an empty string of words concealing any real attempt at communication. It means getting everybody back on board while the government continues to eat our souls, steal our money, and kill in our name.

When your child is naughty, you do not "open a line communication"! You spank that child and remind him of the obligation to behave himself. There can be no bipartisanship in a real relationship, why should there be any in a contrived one? Make no mistake, government by it’s very nature is repressive, and our relationship with government must always be a contrived one because our job is to limit government power, and that is, of course, the last thing government wants!

Why, we wonder, does the government repress our religion? Mock the commandments of God and take the very resurrection and incarnation out of Easter and Christmas, and talk instead of solstices? The attacks on Christianity make a lot of sense if one examines the issues. Government in New York had no problem with Muslims praying in public school. New age religion and environmentalist nonsense such as Gaia worship are perfectly acceptable in our schools. Christianity is a problem though. For Christians say that all men are sinners, and need repentance. That men cannot be trusted with power. The founders knew that, and created a form of government that would restrain the power of those who served.

Our leaders prefer us to believe that they are good, and have our best interests at heart. They band together, Democrats and Republicans, for the supposed good of the nation, unlike those selfish patriots who once fought tooth and nail for an ideal.

Indeed, service was the word in the days of the founders. Enriching oneself at the public trough was not taken for granted as it is today. But then along came Lincoln, and after he mustered enough storm troopers to do the job, the failure of the Constitution became evident. We had not built enough fences to restrain government. We had not built a high enough wall to keep our own sinful natures under control.

So those of us in the "red zone" have an awesome task ahead of us. We must not only take our country back from the zombies of bipartisan exploitation, we must take it back and keep it this time! It is said that freedom is only good for a generation or so – it must be won, and kept, and re-won yet again. Man’s sinful, greedy nature makes that a difficult, but not impossible task. For it was with God’s help that we got our freedom in the first place, and it will be with His help that we just might get it back.

To all of you bipartisan folks out there I say but one thing: never! Never will I join forces with your evil majority, your wars, your race hatred, your pagan religion, and your despotism. I will not support your fascist drug war, your baby-murdering ways, and constant insults to the name of our Savior. I will not fall in to the sexual depravity and filth with which you seek to drag us all into your pit. I will work hard every day and pay my own way, and I will give money to those I chose, and fight to keep the rest for my family.

Bipartisanship, eh? Let’s change that word around. Why should the enemy get to control the language? Bipartisanship can mean what we want it to mean. To me, it means I’m not just a Southerner any more — the whole "red zone" is seething with rebellion and discontent. Our "Copperhead" friends in the blue zone are numerous, too! To all our opponents we say this: "Don’t tread on me!"

Merry Christmas and God bless!

December 21, 2000

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