How
To Fix Your Computer
by
Jeffrey A. Tucker
Lacking
any scientific data, here are some wildly speculative claims based
on nothing but scattered experience and observation: 73.4 percent
of personal computers have adware/spyware running on them. Of those,
59.2 percent have hijacked browsers, 39.4 percent have dramatically
reduced functionality as a result of adware, while fully 19% have
been rendered utterly useless.
Yes,
the data is made up entirely, and yet it seems to fit with what
I've seen from computers in the barbershop, friends’ houses, immediate
and extended family members, business associates, friends of friends,
etc. If viruses were the threat from two years ago, it seems that
adware is the issue of 20042005.
The
costs are huge. It has affected millions of people and their web
experience. People have spent thousands on computers only to find
that they don't seem to live up to their promise. Most users have
no clue about what to do about it, believing that only geeks can
fix computers. This is really pathetic, even catastrophic.
In
every case of computer malfunction that I've seen in the last six
months, however, there is one solution that seems to resolve every
existing problem and infallibly prevent all future problems (of
the current sort).
For
now, let's cut the blah blah and get to the download (XP users only):
Microsoft
Beta Antispyware. Or you can go
here and pick the top download. There is a reason it is the
top. It is the single most important software package to come out
in a long time. It is absolutely essential for any computer user
today. It will protect your investment against the most egregious
threat on the internet today.
It
will ask you whether you want to "validate" your copy of Windows.
You can if you want to. But you don't have to. If you are running
a bootleg copy or just don't want to bother turning your machine
upside down to find out the validation number (a huge pain in the
neck), you can blast right past that validation and get the program
with no reduction in functionality. It's free.
This
program will scan your entire computer and zap any and all adware.
Just follow the instructions. Also, it will continue to run in the
background and keep all adware at bay. It will update itself on
its own. Meanwhile, you can remove any other anti-adware programs
on your computer (Ad-Adware, Spybot, HiJackThis!, etc.). None come
anywhere near the functionality of this MS program.
Even
if you don't think you need it, it is smart to download it anyway.
It is amazing that most users, and even many among the geek class,
don't know about this. It is a fantastic piece of machinery, super
advanced in every way. It is a quick download and a fast fix that
solves most every problem. It is long past time for Microsoft to
add it to its list of high priority updates. Word is that MS will
make it part of the next edition of XP. Good, but there's no time
to wait.
A
few anecdotes. A friend of mine snagged a great laptop from Dell
recently, but it became completely unusable in the course of one
month. This program fixed everything that was wrong. The same happened
at the local barbershop. So too with extended family’s computers.
Students at work at the Mises Institute solved all their problems
with this download.
How
do you know if this nasty stuff it is on your machine? Sometimes
your homepage changes. Sometimes you find that a strange search
engine is your new default. You get the sense that something is
running on your machine but you don't know what. You get regular
popups even when you are not using your computer. You get strange
error messages that you can't make heads nor tails out of.
If
adware/spyware is on you machine, it doesn't suggest that you have
done anything wrong. It doesn't mean that you have been using unsavory
sites or going where you shouldn't. It does not mean that you are
an idiot or that you don't know not to click on dumb pop ups. You
can get this stuff through normal use.
The
problem results from Microsoft itself, particular the myriad security
holes in Internet Explorer, that big blue E on your desktop that
most people think means: The Internet. More precisely, the problem
is due to a class of commercial leaches who found holes in Internet
Explorer and exploited them. Microsoft is at fault to the same extent
that a homeowner without locks on the doors is responsible for robberies.
As an institution, Microsoft underestimated the power of malice.
With
MS Antispyware, however, we have a company finally coming up with
the solution to a problem that it had created (more or less), which
is all to the good if way too late. The program itself wasn't even
MS's invention. It was created by a 2000 startup called Giant Software.
MS acquired it in 2004 and unrolled its improved version of this
masterpiece earlier this year. Word has spread slowly. I found out
about it from the alert David
Veksler.
If
MS were somehow charging for this program, there might be some plausibility
to the theory that MS is making bad software in order to profit
from the fixes. But actually the whole theory that MS is the devil
is just absurd. It has always been on the cutting edge in terms
of end-user friendly environments, and that has often meant death
from a thousand cuts. Of course, if MS could have stopped adware
before it started, it would have done so.
MS
has no more incentive to shut down computers than Honda has incentive
to make cars that stop running. The world is an imperfect place,
and innovation often comes at the price of imperfection. In any
case, bygones can be bygones with this program. Its existence is
a proof that the market is snappy and working, if only a bit behind
schedule.
Now,
this program prevents your use of Internet Explorer from disabling
your machine. But if you want to get to the root of the problem,
you have to address the problem of IE itself. That is where the
Firefox comes in another
download that every savvy Windows user needs. But that is another
subject for another day.
Right
now, there are computers to save from certainly calamity.
May
24, 2005
Jeffrey
Tucker [send him mail]
is editorial vice president of www.Mises.org.
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