America First
by
Charley
Reese
by Charley Reese
DIGG THIS
Teddy Roosevelt
was the first president to leave the continental U.S. It's too bad
he wasn't also the last.
Politicians
and celebrities with an urge to see black poverty only need to visit
the Mississippi Delta or some of the neighborhoods in American cities.
If they yearn for more exotic poverty, all they have to do is visit
the Indian reservations that do not have casinos. Any disease they
are hot to trot to cure can be found right here in the good old
U.S.A.
Depressed
economic conditions? We have them. Crumbling infrastructure? We
have that, too. Hunger? Yes, that too. Inflation and weak currency?
Present right here. Corruption? Our politicians can hold their own
in that dubious category. Orphans? There are plenty of those, too.
There is simply no need to travel. Any bad or sad thing you wish
to see you can see here in the U.S.
We live in
strange times when politicians expect to get a pat on the back for
returning to Americans $300 or so of their own dollars while giving
Israelis $3 billion and Egyptians $2 billion. In retrospect, the
Marshall Plan, which helped rebuild Europe after World War II, was
a bad idea, because it planted the seed in our politicians' minds
that they could substitute money for a sound foreign policy.
I've never
forgotten the words of a Salvadoran friend during their guerrilla
war. "We can't afford to kill the guerrillas," he said.
"There are only 7,000 of them, and your government is paying
my government a million dollars a day to fight them."
Some of those
held at Guantanamo Bay are there because the U.S. offered cash for
members of the Taliban or al-Qaeda in Afghanistan. Some of the more
enterprising gunmen would just grab some poor jerk off the street
and turn him over to the Americans. Why not? The Americans wouldn't
know the difference. The CIA has always had more money than brains.
Much of the
so-called success of the surge in Iraq is because some al-Qaida
people killed the wrong tribal leader and the Sunnis turned against
them. After the Sunnis started killing al-Qaeda people, the U.S.
came rushing in and started paying the Sunnis to kill al-Qaeda instead
of Americans. What do you think will happen when we stop paying
them? What do you think will happen when it becomes clear that the
Shiites are not going to allow the Sunnis any meaningful role in
government? The trouble with buying allies is that they are always
for sale. You can't really buy loyalty. You can only buy services.
I wish I could
collect a bunch of cowboys so we could round up all of the Washington
politicians, hogtie them and brand their foreheads with the words
"America First." They are, after all, American politicians,
elected to serve the American people. There is nothing, not a word,
in the Constitution that authorizes them to help any foreign nation
in any way whatsoever. Foreign aid, in all its many forms, is clearly
unconstitutional. For the first 200 years, the only things we gave
foreigners were hot lead and cold steel.
Don't
get me wrong I have nothing against foreigners. We can't
blame them for milking us out of every dollar they can as long as
we continue to elect stupid or corrupt politicians. You needn't
pay any attention to all this global baloney you hear. The world
has always had a global economy. Why the heck do you think Columbus
sailed over here and Marco Polo walked to China? Global trade does
not require treaties, alliances or military forces stationed overseas.
It does not require our muck-brained Congress to turn over its constitutional
duty to regulate foreign trade to the executive branch. It does
not require our Supreme Court to even know what foreign laws say,
much less apply them to Americans.
Damn, but
I despise politicians.
July
21, 2008
Charley
Reese [send
him mail] has been a journalist for 49 years.
©
2008 by King Features Syndicate, Inc.
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