Dave Barry Explains the Tax Rebate
by
Gary North
by Gary North
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The tax rebate
of 2008, which is scheduled to begin this week when the first checks
go into the mail, is the latest example of American mercantilism
in action. I did my best to explain American mercantilism in the
April 26 issue of Gary North's Reality Check. There, I explained
modern Keynesian economics as the American version of mercantilism.
My article,
"Climbing of China's Paper Money Tiger," warned that the United
States has adopted the Keynesian version of mercantilism: national
consumption without production. It is a perfect match for China's
more traditional mercantilism, national production without consumption.
You can read
my analysis here.
While I do
my best to make economics clear, I am no match for America's most
beloved retired humorist, Dave Barry. Breaking his book royalty-based
silence, he has
offered a stunningly brilliant insight into the likely economic
effects of the 2008 tax rebate, which is called an Economic Stimulus
Payment. I can do no better than to quote him verbatim.
Q.
What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is
money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q. Where
will the government get this money?
A. From
taxpayers.
Q. So the
government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only
a smidgen.
Q. What
is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan
is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't
that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut
up.
In presenting
this analysis, he offered neither a graph nor an equation. He will
therefore not receive the 2009 Nobel Prize in Economic Science and
the $1.6 million economic stimulus payment it brings. But his analysis,
I predict, will turn out to be far more relevant and unquestionably
more coherent than any analysis ever offered by next year's prize
winner.
GOOD
NEWS AND BAD NEWS
The good news
is that the Federal government is sending a little tax-free money
back to us. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, especially when
it's coming from the horse thief who stole it from you.
The bad news
is that this money will be borrowed. Every penny will be added to
the on-budget debt of the United States government.
What is the
estimated deficit today for fiscal 2008? This figure is buried in
the recently released report, "The
Cyclically Adjusted and Standardized Budget Estimates" (April
2008). The figure is $361 billion. A year ago, it was $162 billion
(Table 1, p. 3).
Next year,
the CBO estimates, the deficit will be a mere $133 billion. Write
that figure down in your diary of accounting illusions. (The phrase
"Arthur Andersen" comes to mind.)
On
March 12, the Treasury made its estimate: $410 billion. This
was the same as in February.
These are
large figures. We are only in the early stage of a recession. It
has barely begun to raise the unemployment rate. Yet consumer confidence
is at the lowest level since the recession of 1982 (Reuters/University
of Michigan Surveys of Consumers). Recall that 1982 was the year
of the low point of the Dow: 777 (August). Today's loss of confidence
has not yet affected the stock market significantly. Optimism still
reigns among most stock market investors.
As the deficit
soars, which it will, the government will absorb more resources
that would have gone into the private sector. This is denied by
Keynesians and some monetarists, but this process is obvious. In
a recession, investors seek safety. They want to protect themselves
against falling stocks and bankrupt corporations. They buy Federal
government-issued debt on the assumption that the Federal government
will not default in a recession. This money does not go to fund
private capital.
This is bad
for the economy but good in the short run for investors.
Because the government is involved, we get the reverse of Bernard
Mandeville's pathbreaking book and poem, Fable
of the Bees: Private Vices, Public Benefits (1714). We get
private benefits and public vices.
PRIVATE
SPENDING
I am in favor
of tax-free rebates from the Federal government any time,
any place, any amount. Just send out the checks. The taxpayers can
do better things with their money than the Federal government can.
So, I am in
favor of Federal deficits, if the alternative is higher taxes. I
am in favor of lower taxes, even if these lead to higher deficits.
I think the Federal government will not cut spending for any reason
but one: bankruptcy. So, as long as the beast is going to spend
money, it might as well raise it by borrowing. Let the people who
trust the government wind up as creditors to the government. When
the government defaults, one way or the other, those hurt most will
be those who trusted politicians the most. This is as it should
be. There is a kind of raw justice in the arrangement.
The assumption
of the politicians and Keynesian economists is that what is needed
is consumer spending. But why shouldn't taxpayers put their money
into savings? Why not fund the private sector? The hostility of
Keynesians to thrift is legendary. They believe that consumption
stimulates the economy. They ignore what economists had argued for
two centuries before Keynes (except for Mandeville, a dentist):
(1) consumption comes from prior production; (2) production comes
from an increased supply of capital; (3) so, an increase in the
supply of capital leads to increased consumption.
Will the rebate
recipients save most of the money? Probably not. They will pay their
bills. The best we can reasonably hope for is that they pay off
their credit card debt or other forms of non-mortgage debt. This
will get them out of the habit of borrowing to buy consumer goods.
But people today are emotional Keynesians, even if they have never
heard of Keynes. They believe in spending their way to wealth.
The politicians
know their marks. They assume that a large percentage of voters
will use this money to buy consumer goods and services. They assume,
as Keynesians always assume, that consumer spending will stimulate
the U.S. economy. This will provide profits for retailers. It will
convince producers to produce even more.
But why should
producers produce any more? This is a one-shot rebate. Spending
will reduce inventories of unsold goods, but it will not convince
producers to order more raw materials, hire more workers, or cut
back on their cutbacks.
Retailers
around the country are offering deals for shoppers with a little
extra money in their bank accounts. How much money are we talking
about? In total, about $106 billion. The expectation is that over
$40 billion will go directly into the retail sector.
To imagine
that this will in some significant way roll back the recession is
grasping at economic straws. But the vote was mainly about grasping
at political straws. It was one more example of politicians' unwillingness
to sit there and do nothing, meaning spend nothing. This, they will
not do. They did not want to go into the November election with
a target on each of their backs: "He did nothing to fight the recession."
WHAT
TO DO WITH THE MONEY
On March 8,
I sent out this report in my weekly "Tip
of the Week."
What
is the best thing to do with your income tax refund, i.e., the return
of your enforced, interest-free "loan" to the U.S. Treasury?
If you have
any credit card debt, pay off principal.
If you have
no credit card debt, pay down some other debt, other than your
mortgage.
If you have
no debt to pay down, make a contribution to your IRA.
If you are
maxed out on your IRA, set the money aside in a special bank account
for your next car repair or new tires. This way, you can avoid
charging this to your credit card. If you can get an extra year
out of your car, you can defer purchasing a new car for another
year. (Do this for the next five years. Then buy a used car.)
What you should
not do is use any of the money to fund a consumer purchase. The
money should be used to pay down non-tax-deductible debt, if you
have any, or increase a thrift account.
I realize
that this isn't much fun. But recessions are not much fun except
for entrepreneurs with cash reserves who buy distressed property.
CONCLUSION
Keynes was
wrong. What we need is less government spending. But since we're
not going to get it, no matter what we do or how we vote, let's
give Keynesian politicians two cheers for the rebate. The money
is better in our bank accounts than the government's bank account.
The government
will spend every dime that comes in. It is buying votes, and it
is always in that market spending whatever it can beg, borrow, or
steal.
We
will spend the money, too. The question is: On what? On the future.
Fifty years
ago, Mort Sahl revolutionized American comedy with his album,
The
Future Lies Ahead. He could have easily gotten his basic
idea across with the addition of a colon: The Future: Lies Ahead.
The biggest lie of all is that the government is competent to spend
our money better than we can.
So, enjoy
your rebate. Do something useful with it. Save it.
April
30, 2008
Gary
North [send him mail]
is the author of Mises
on Money. Visit http://www.garynorth.com.
He is also the author of a free 20-volume series, An
Economic Commentary on the Bible.
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