Comrades, this official directive will alert you regarding how State media (PBS Frontline and the Washington Post) will commemorate the 10th anniversary of the September 11, 2001 attacks on our sacred motherland. All hail our ever vigilant and watchful State Security Forces! Full praise and honor to the dedicated TSA workers at airport barricades, our first line of defense against terror and sabotage! During these solemn days of State-mandated grief and remembrance express your enduring patriotism and pride towards President Obama and Citizens Napolitano and Bernanke for the glorious job they do in protecting us from insidious thought-criminals, unbridled entrepreneurs, and economic wreckers.

The Best of Charles Burris